Britons are taking glassing to the next level: "According to reports, someone in Manchester, England really hated MGMT's set at the Manchester Apollo on Sunday night. Ace Showbiz reports (via Metro) that the band's drummer, Will Berman, left the stage after a fan threw a 'glass full of urine' onstage, hitting Berman in the chest."

Rachel Christie, Miss England, has relinquished her crown after being arrested for assaulting Miss Manchester at a nightclub where Miss Manchester showed Miss England a "saucy text message" allegedly sent to Miss Manchester by Miss England's boyfriend (an ex of Miss Manchester's) Tornado, who stars on Britain's Gladiators. No knives were involved, but, really, that would just be gilding the lily, wouldn't it?