Rampant insane bodysnarking at the Daily Beast today, as the web paper goes all SEO-in on "FAT MEN DO BETTER IN BED." (Which, you know, many of us already knew that before the insanely specious and anecdotal and flawed science came in.) Their "fat men" include… Chris Noth and Vince Vaughan. Both, to be sure, towering, imposing men! Not anything like fat however! And then they move on to Tom Colicchio. Wacko! Speaking as a former gym-goer of Mr. Noth's, this is crazytown. Emaciated liberal coastal elites wouldn't know "fat" if it sat next to them on a Greyhound bus.

Some big scary thing hit Jupiter and gave it a black eye. Freaky! Freakier: the guy who found this out is some dude in his backyard in Australia. (NASA? Anyone?) He told his hometown paper: "If anything like that had hit the Earth it would have been curtains for us, so we can feel very happy that Jupiter is doing its vacuum-cleaner job and hoovering up all these large pieces before they come for us." Well that's a nice idea, isn't it? But ha ha, um NO.