The Awl http://www.theawl.com/ Be Less Stupid Mon, 03 May 2010 14:00:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 The Nine Most Facepalm-Worthy Slogans On T-Shirts And Tattoos Worn By Bamboozle Festival Attendees http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-the-nine-most-facepalm-worthy-slogans-on-t-shirts-and-tattoos-worn-by-bamboozle-festival-attendees http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-the-nine-most-facepalm-worthy-slogans-on-t-shirts-and-tattoos-worn-by-bamboozle-festival-attendees#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 14:00:31 +0000 Maura Johnston http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-the-nine-most-facepalm-worthy-slogans-on-t-shirts-and-tattoos-worn-by-bamboozle-festival-attendees one of the tamer shirts9. Girls Don't Poop
8. Gaga Has A Weiner
7. Snookie Is My Homegirl [sic]
6. Quit Staring At My Tweets
5. Call Me, Ke$ha [Phone Number Redacted]
4. Cuttin' Up Hookers
3. Fuck Justin Beiber [sic]
2. Fukken
1. Jesus Is A Cunt

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]]> one of the tamer shirts9. Girls Don't Poop
8. Gaga Has A Weiner
7. Snookie Is My Homegirl [sic]
6. Quit Staring At My Tweets
5. Call Me, Ke$ha [Phone Number Redacted]
4. Cuttin' Up Hookers
3. Fuck Justin Beiber [sic]
2. Fukken
1. Jesus Is A Cunt

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]]> http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-the-nine-most-facepalm-worthy-slogans-on-t-shirts-and-tattoos-worn-by-bamboozle-festival-attendees/feed 14 'New York Post' Readers Express Sympathy for Cab-Booted Gays: "Walk Next Time, Future AIDS Victims" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/new-york-post-readers-express-sympathy-for-cab-booted-gays http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/new-york-post-readers-express-sympathy-for-cab-booted-gays#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:20:17 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/new-york-post-readers-express-sympathy-for-cab-booted-gays WALK NEXT TIME
Two dudes were kicked out of a cab by Stuy Town for hugging. (Who hugs in a cab? Whatever!) The New York Post is on the story, thank God, because their commenters have quite a bit to add. Other notable comments, besides those above: "The solution for gays is to simply avoid getting into cabs driven by Muslims, something I do anyway because I don't want a percentage of my fare going to Al Qaeda." And! "Ride the gay taxi next time if you're not happy. A bunch of AIDs breeders."

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Two dudes were kicked out of a cab by Stuy Town for hugging. (Who hugs in a cab? Whatever!) The New York Post is on the story, thank God, because their commenters have quite a bit to add. Other notable comments, besides those above: "The solution for gays is to simply avoid getting into cabs driven by Muslims, something I do anyway because I don't want a percentage of my fare going to Al Qaeda." And! "Ride the gay taxi next time if you're not happy. A bunch of AIDs breeders."

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