Ooh, Shirley Sherrod says she's going to sue Andrew Breitbart. (Her announcement today made Twitter fun again briefly.) But. Lawyers? Please to discuss her claim.

"I am of course willing and will conduct a thorough review and consider additional facts to ensure to the American people we are providing services in a fair and equitable manner." -Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack emerges from emergency spine-implantation surgery to announce that he will reconsider the firing of Shirley Sherrod. The NAACP has also reversed its early and hasty condemnation of Sherrod, who was the victim of a credulous media which operates at the beck and call of Andrew Breitbart's "moral ugliness."

Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack has offered just-ousted Shirley Sherrod a job. No word yet on whether she'll tell him to stuff it in his spineless face, but there is word from the White House that Vilsack won't be fired. Huh.

The USDA is no stranger to racial controversy, but they've made the right decisions as far as employment policy before. This 2007 video, unedited by Andrew Breitbart, proves the department has a history of showing loyalty to deserving employees. Fair is fair.