This sucker is blowing up out there on the Internet, but in case you have yet to see it, please do enjoy. That rabbit thinks he's a sheepdog! I could watch this all day! In fact, I just might. See you tomorrow, suckers!

"A ram which jumped a fence to breed with more than 30 ewes has become the star attraction of a rural centre in Northamptonshire. Staff at West Lodge Rural Centre in Desborough have delivered 15 lambs fathered by the 11-month-old ram – named Randy – and anticipate 20 more. Randy had been destined for slaughter but his exploits during his 24-hour escape in July have won him a reprieve." —Randy!

Your new sports-predicting animal is a sheep named Sonny Wool. [Previously]

New Zealand counter-culture icon Shrek the Sheep has died, euthanized by a veterinarian because he was old and sick. Shrek became famous seven years ago, when it was discovered that he'd been hiding in caves since 1998 to avoid shearing. After his capture, his 60-pound coat of fleece was cut off on national TV, yielding enough wool to make 20 men's suits, and turning Shrek into a folk hero. He met Prime Minister Helen Clark and started a career in the nonprofit industry, raising over $150 thousand for children's medical charities. "He had an unbelievable personality," said his owner, John Perriam. "He loved children and he was really [...]

What sinister creatures float above Knifecrime Island, and why do they have such animosity for its sheep? Well, according to the Sun, the answers are a) aliens and b) it's more along the lines of "research." But read more of this harrowing tale!

"'There were three-legged lambs, one-eyed, but not six-legged, bisexual one. The lamb eats well, but moves with difficulty.'" There is video.

"What do you think? Do you support sheep-deer relationships?"

Not a week after this damning report on Britain's worst sheep dog comes more hopeful news out of the world of sheep herding: Meet Nancy, the chihuahua who thinks she's a sheep dog. Thank God, I know we were all concerned.

To Britain, where sometimes good things do happen: "Dotty the donkey from Scarborough is to receive a coveted PDSA Certificate for Animal Bravery after saving a sheep from a frenzied dog attack. Dotty and the sheep and Stanley will be accompanied at the presentation by owner Ann Rogers (63), who witnessed Dotty’s brave act." The People's Dispensary for Sick Animals, a Knifecrime Island veterinary charity, is celebrating the rescue during which Dotty "'galloped in to save her friend Stanley the sheep from being savaged'… Poor Stanley lost two teeth and suffered facial paralysis but is now fully recovered. He now sleeps in the same stable as Dotty…" You [...]

In a quest to be EXACTLY the place where Jemaine, Bret, and Murray WOULD come from, New Zealand has managed to launch a wee little rocket just slightly beyond our atmosphere into a stratum of area that could technically be called space. It then triumphantly fell into the Pacific Ocean.

Here you will find photos of sheep who have been dyed pink. The good news: "Sheep are practically colour blind and so would probably not notice if they or other sheep were pink."

Here you will find some photos of a sheep who thinks he's a dog.

Is this Britain's worst sheep dog? Sure, why the hell not.

"A Chinese farmer claims that one of his sheep has given birth to a puppy dog."