Rex Reed is basically playing Fuck/Marry/Kill in his review of "Funny People," except I think he wants them all equally dead: "If there is anyone more repulsive than Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, it is Jason Schwartzman, who also provided a musical score that makes construction-site jackhammers sound like Debussy's 'Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun.'" Notable quotable: "In every film, Mr. Sandler looks more retarded, but never mind." NEVER MIND? (Related: if anyone can figure out what the hell that awful David Denby is rambling about, do let me know?) Also for those who would like to learn more about The Apatow and the making of this film which I will never see, this interview is very informative!

According to Babelfish, that tagline for the German release of Observe and Report loosely means "That Hanukkah gelt is mine, bitch."

OMG Seth Rogen's career is completely over because a character he plays does date rape on another character in that new mall movie! READ MORE

It's completely genius that film critic Manohla Dargis decided to take the new Seth Rogen mall cop caper film deadly seriously: "It's hard to see what is so bold about a film that, much like the world outside the theater, turns the pain and humiliation of other people into a consumable spectacle."