Rule 23: Always separate your cause buttons for easier reading.

Rule 24: Layer for warmth.

Rule 25: "Birth of a Nation" is a great pre-action psych-up film no matter the political faction.

Rule 26: Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Also, vomit is an acceptable protest projectile.

Rule 27: Ridicule is the most potent weapon you can use as a commenter on Brooklyn Vegan.

Rule 28: By substituting a Panera Bread's® Half Smoked Turkey Breast Sandwich on Country Miche with Steak Chili for full Frontega Chicken® Panini on Focaccia, you'll save 370 calories.

President Obama will hold a town hall meeting on health care in Portsmouth, NH, this afternoon. Will we see a civil and reasoned debate or the typical thuggery to which we've become accustomed of late? I'm betting on (and hoping for; the iconography could be pretty revealing) the latter. Speaking of which, the Washington Independent's David Wiegel has a great piece on the patron saint of the Republican "Just Shout No" movement. Turns out, it's radical organizer Saul Alinsky!