Nice video, right? A griffon vulture soars in the sky, its mighty 8-foot-wingspan holding it aloft above the desert. Beautiful to watch, right? Yeah, well, that's what he wants you to think. Actually, that vulture is a Mossad operative, collecting information that will help Israel take over the world. He and his friends, a Zionist cabal down in the sands of the Negev, are plotting against the governments of the surrounding Arab countries. And eating carrion, of course. They're very sneaky, those bald, large-beaked Jew spy vultures. But for one of them, on a secret surveillance mission to the Saudi Arabian city of Hyaal, the jig is up! [...]

"I call it a weapon because it guarantees winning the war. When someone parks in front of your house and continues to do so to annoy you, then the easiest way to get your message across is to discharge your sewage in front of his house for three days. However, this also creates problems between other residents in the same area and can lead to counterattacks." -Abdu, a Saudi man living in the southern Jeddah district of Ghulail, explains the new tactics in a conflict wherein residents block the entryways to the homes of neighbors with raw sewage, "often to devastating effect."

While we're all waiting for those green shoots to fully bloom, there are certain industries in which it is still possible to make a decent living. In Saudi Arabia, for example, there's big bucks in spells:: "Hardly a day passes without a local newspaper reporting the arrest of a sorcerer in the Kingdom, something that is indicative of the widespread meddling in sorcery. It is, however, not just sorcerers who make money – those who treat (or claim to treat) magic and the evil eye are also rolling in dollars."