Posts tagged as Sadface
Sad People Never Forget
"Sad people are apparently better than happy people at face recognition, an upside to being down in the dumps that is yielding insights into how mood can affect the brain." READ MORE
Baying At Bears
Click here to see an adorable picture of Robbie Grumbles, a 62-year-old carpenter from Travelers Rest, South Carolina, feeding honey to one of the bears he has raised. "Mr. Grumbles, whom friends call the Bear Man, keeps his bears in cages on his 14-acre property. He nursed them as cubs on baby bottles in his living room. He feeds them dog food and powdered-sugar donuts – and, as dessert, hard candy dispensed directly from his own lips." Amazing, right? The rest of the story, unfortunately, is not so sweet.
Tom Morello Used to get Rained On in the Ass Pit
I hate when people tell you they're "disappointed," mostly because who the hell are you, and because it actually deeply upsets me on some of primal Asian female shit where I have to get an A++ in life, BUT, man, I am SO disappointed that Tom Morello used to be a stripper. I mean, I love strippers and am constantly picking glitter out of my eyelids from making bestfriend experiences with them but this upsets me in a profound way. This is SO different from how Al Pacino used to be a gigolo because a) sure and b) penetration and c) Tom Morello was my rock Obama. I mean, seriously, "fuck-you-I-won't-do-what-you-tell-me-unless-it's-to-turn-around-drop-it-like-it's-hot-and-let-you-pantomime-slide-an-Amex-centurion-card-in-the-crack-of-my-ass-like-we're-in-a-Nelly-video-before-you-spritz-Korbel-on-the-Harvard-educated-V-of-my-obliques-for-a-sawbuck"?
