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10 Reasons Why You Should Give Me One More Chance This Weekend, by Russell Crowe

10. Shall we not begin with my exquisite and well-researched 12-century English accent for 'Robin Hood,' a la that f'ing ponce Edward I? It is magnificent and Ian McKellen will be having himself off repeatedly, engrossed in lust and self-hatred, in the theaters, even with his eyes closed, whilst just LISTENING to my squat and vulgar and entirely period-perfect vowels! I'm not dagging you around here! READ MORE

'Robin Hood'

Via the Journal's Speakeasy blog, here's the first trailer for Ridley Scott's forthcoming Robin Hood. It is hard to tell from this brief clip whether the movie will be any good or not, but it did remind me that Russell Crowe still exists. Have I been in some merciful void where all news of him was filtered out of my consciousness, or did that guy just totally disappear for awhile? I am not complaining either way.

Formerly fat man now less fat

Connecting the dots: Actor Russell Crowe is doing his part to fight global warming.