Posts tagged as Robert Gibbs
Robert Gibbs Gets His Butt Kicked by Media on His Way Out
"'The best service I can provide this president is, for the next couple of years, outside this building,' said Gibbs, who announced Wednesday that he would leave his press secretary job in early February. He will then hit the lucrative speaking circuit and become a paid consultant to the Obama reelection campaign." READ MORE
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs Steps Down
White House press secretary Robert Gibbs will depart from that position to become a political consultant to the President as he gears up for re-election. We will miss his blunt ways and general shininess.
Man Uses Word Frequently, Incorrectly
Shiny Obama mouthpiece Robert Gibbs uses the word "denote" all the time. And it does not mean what he thinks it means! ABC News Senior White House Correspondent Jake Tapper blows the lid off the scandal that is rocking Washington to its core.
White House Press Briefings Totally Out of Control
Oh boy. My goodness. Good grief! Today at the White House press briefing: "The second announcement is the Senate Democrats will come down to the White House tomorrow and have lunch here with the President. READ MORE
Press Secretary Once Again Reveals American President's Legal Qualifications For Office
Younger readers may not recall this, but there's an arcane phrase public figures once used when confronted with a rumor or supposition so ludicrous that it defied not only an attempt, but the effort required to make such an attempt, at correcting it: "I'm not going to dignify that with a response." That phrase went out of style back in about 1988, when Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis, accused of personally releasing convict Willie Horton from jail and then handing him a map of the Bay State's hottest spots for rape, made the purely rational assumption that voters would see the allegation as a clear and desperate attempt to play on racial fears through slander and innuendo and that he needn't bother to respond. Dukakis lost 40 states in that year's presidential election. READ MORE
Dear WH Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, You Are One Big Shine On TV
Robert Gibbs, press secretary for Barack Obama (and former communications guy, lest we forget, for the 2004 anti-Howard Dean brigade!) took to the TV last night after Obama's speech. But you know what? We couldn't actually see him! This is just further proof that there are no homosexuals involved in the Obama White House. Here is what any sensible gay would tell him. READ MORE
