We had to ask, back in September: where the heck are you, Rene Russo? Great news! Or at least: news! "Rene Russo joins cast of 'Thor': Actress set to play Frigga, mother of Norse hero." Yes. Opposite Anthony Hopkins. Directed by Kenneth Branagh. I don't know either! But we'll take it.

What is going on, Brentwood? I know it is rough times out there, but I cannot help but wonder what did occur. With you and your career and stuff. Your daughter should be graduating high school around about now, and you are 55. A very hot 55! We all know women can't open a movie, and it is irritating, even if you are whatever, Megan Fox. But you were making them fork over money for the tickets pretty good for a spell there. And these days your husband isn't really working either! Maybe you are the two people in the world who took my advice: have a good time, [...]