Are you ready for next week? Next week you will be forcefully violated by Clash of the Titans producers looking to remind you that Titans! Will! Clash!… on Friday. So GO SEE IT FORCHRISTSAKE! FAST CUTS! LOUDNESS! GGAAAAHHHHHHHH!

A whole new generation is ready to be treated to the American bedtime story that is Clash of the Titans. And yes, Sam Worthington is the Millennial's Harry Hamlin. The film will be in 3D and make 73 bazillion American dollars, or about $100,00 Canadian.

At the same time Clash of the Titans producers will be cramming trailers for their shitty 3D film down your throat, the film [...]