"'Sex and the City 2,' due May 25, features Alicia Keys covering Blondie's 'Rapture'… as well as legendary entertainer Liza Minnelli covering Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)."

"Shocked Westerners call it a human zoo, but the residents of China's 'Empire of the Little People' have a different name for the place where people pay to watch performing dwarves. They call it home." Uh, okay. I'm gonna leave this one alone.