Eyed! Extremely famous 82-year-old ____ Alex K____, with his wife A., dining alone at great old restaurant M____, in the neighborhood of S____. They were spotted conversing and laughing and sipping espresso. At one point A., who has had the same haircut since 198-, laughed delicately. She also nibbled on a small cookie. They looked so happy! Even though I truly dislike his ____, it was fantastic to eye the twosome as they went off down S____ Street together. With her to his side, he stepped into one of the tree basins that are excised from the sidewalk, so as to make way for other pedestrians, temporarily leaning on the tree for balance.

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Above the Law is all up on our favorite trend in law firm websites: you can't just have one picture of the associate or partner, you must have two or three. This is great for those of us who hire lawyers based on looks! Or for other discriminatory reasons, ahem. Have a bias against fat, thin, Mexican or ginger? You are in luck. Cox Smith is the brave firm that requires three shots; Ballard Spahr has just two. There is so much fun in these websites that I cannot stop browsing them.