Are you part of that weird subset of people who hate rape but like politicians? If so, then we heartily encourage you to attend this benefit for RAINN next Wednesday, in our nation's capital. Where else can you hang out with bouncy lil' Terry McAuliffe and bouncy lil' Christina Ricci, while Jerry Nadler looks on hungrily? Hey, if you live in D.C., you'll take what excitement you can get.