Posts tagged as Porn
Make Easy Money with E-Book Publishing, Ask Me How
Luke Ethan's author page listed four works with titles like My Step Mom Loves Me and OMG My Step-Brother in Bisexual [sic], and it doesn't appear he wrote any of them. Maria Cruz had 19 ebooks and two paperbacks, all of which were created by other authors and republished without their consent, while her typo-addled alter ego Mariz Cruz was hawking Wicked Desire: Steamy bondage picture volume 1.... A highly prolific scribe with the pen name Boston Fiction Writer, whose story, "Boston Halloween Massacre" had been transposed into an ebook titled Massacre on Halloween and sold under Robin Scott's name, threatened to hurt the person who stole her work, "even more than they hurt me, so that they'd think twice about stealing another story from me. I dare say, she'd have no more fingers left to steal anyone's stories, ever again."
The #1 Way to Not Use Your Laptop
Helpful hint: Don't file-share child pornography on your laptop, law firm partners. Probably don't do it on any other computer/in any other profession either?
What Ladies Won't Do with Larry Flynt for a Million Dollars
"After dinner Larry said, 'Come into my study, Terry, you’re going to need some money for the weekend.' We went into his office and he said, “There’s a briefcase by the couch where you’re sitting. Put it on your lap and open it.” So I did. It was full of packs of hundred-dollar bills. Larry said, 'It’s a million dollars. I have this on hand to give validity to the offer.' And he showed me this circular: A standing offer from Larry Flynt to the following women who are prepared to show gyno-pink. One million cash to Barbara Bach, Cathy Bach, Barbi Benton, Cheryl Tiegs.... They were mostly kind of obscure, but there were one or two that were totally out of place, like Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda." READ MORE
The Porn Star of the NBA
Bethlehem Shoals: About an hour ago, you told me that "I feel like Blake Griffin is ruining my enjoyment of the NBA the same way pornography ruins sex.” Care to elaborate on that? READ MORE
'Simpsons' Porn Ruins 'Simpons,' Porn
Here is a preview for the 'Simpsons' porno flick that absolutely nobody was clamoring for. May God have mercy on our souls.
Here's The Ideal Gift For The Tubby Masturbating Foodie In Your Life
"You know a trend has officially jumped the shark when it becomes the subject of an adult film, especially one starring Ron Jeremy. So perhaps that's why I didn't even blink when a friend forwarded me a news release about a new X-rated film called 'The Flying Pink Pig,' with a story line that revolves around an eponymous fictional food truck that serves sausage to Hollywood." [Via]
How's Your Porn ESP?
Do human beings have ESP? When porn is involved, Science says yes!
"Are You Travelling With Any Porn Today?"
Travelers to Australia need to declare the porn they're bringing into the country to customs agents. The Prison Island government is actually asking you to declare illegal porn, but as you can imagine, there has been some confusion: "According to the Australian Sex Party spokesman Robbie Swan, one case involved a couple on their honeymoon, who thought they had to declare naked iPhone pictures of themselves after reading the incoming passenger card. They were made to display a nude photo of themselves in a line with all these other people; they were so embarrassed." Nobody tell Brett Favre!
Your Pervy Apps May Still Not Run Wild In The Apple Store!
Apple came up with a crazy idea-it's going to make the guidelines for iPhone and iPad app approval public! Nuts right? "For the first time we are publishing the App Store Review Guidelines to help developers understand how we review submitted apps" is how Apple put it. But bad news too, because here's the part of the guidelines: "'Apps containing pornographic material, defined by Webster's Dictionary as 'explicit descriptions or displays of sexual organs or activities intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings,' will be rejected." It's crazy that the technology of the would-be future refuses to allow the present to catch up with it. (Also, Webster's Dictionary! I bet there's an app for that. But who cares.)
Their Eyes Were Watching Porn
Considering that you are on the Internet right now, the odds are that, if you're not in an open-plan office, either your previous or next visit will be to a porn site. And when you do so, you may do it in your browser's "privacy mode," in order to cover your digital footsteps. But maybe you should hold off for a minute on that. A very important new study explains that the authors "show that many popular browser extensions and plugins undermine the security of private browsing." The long and the short of it? If you are on the internet looking at porn, you are not safe. And worse, the study details exactly what portion of you people in private browsing are looking at porn. With bar graphs. We spoke to an author of the study to get more vital information about porn safety. READ MORE
