The SEC is now officially after the Cohmad Securities Corporation for knowingly steering funds to the Madoff Ponzi scheme-and also Stanley Chais, who had all the Hollywood Jewish money. (OKAY NOT ALL OF IT. But once you have Spielberg's….)

A memoir by William H. McMasters, the Boston publicist who helped expose Charles Ponzi as the architect of a massively fraudulent financial scheme, has been discovered among a collection of materials purchased by the John Jay College of Criminal Justice. McMasters' assessment of the affair: "I do not anticipate that another Charles Ponzi will ever appear in the financial world."

That's (alleged) Ponzi schemer Allen Stanford, in an interview to air tonight on ABC News. CAN'T WAIT.