Some types of JERSEY MAYHEM!!! never change. Back in summer 1988, on one of my first days delivering pizza in Jersey's Long Branch area, I received some counsel from one of the older drivers. "You'll get a call to make a delivery and when you show up to the house some hot chick's gonna open the door in just her bra and panties and invite you inside," he said. "Don't go inside. There's gonna be some big dude in there waiting to jump out and beat the shit out of you. Trust me. It's a set up." I stared at him, incredulous. "Don't get me wrong," he continued, "I've [...]