According to NPR, David Souter is retiring from the Supreme Court. Rumors began when he didn't hire this season's clerks. According to Andy Cooper on the CNN, a "source close to Souter" confirms it. What can we say? Thanks for waiting beyond January 20, 2009! Also now you can please let us know if Clarence Thomas is actually still physically capable of speaking, or if he needs a Darth Vader helmet to manufacture his voice.