What happens when Pfizer doesn't like the test results it gets for a new epilepsy drug? You conceal the evidence-says the New England Journal of Medicine, which is schooling those schmucks hard. This has been a terrible year for Pfizer, but not terrible enough, because they still exist. But what happened to those hideous pigs in the recession? READ MORE

Not only do Britons have to deal with the horrors of the NAZI COW INVASION, they're also forced to contend with this disgusting ad from pharmaceutical company Pfizer. The Viagra manufacturer insists that it's alerting consumers to the dangers of buying medicine on the Internet in an effort to save lives, but, quite frankly, I don't think I'm ever going to be able to take a penis pill again without worrying that a rodent will scurry out of my wang. I mean, not that I need those pills or anything.