Posts tagged as Penises
Self-Castration During Sex A "Win-Win" For Male Spiders
"He achieves continuous sperm transfer after having been removed by the aggressive female, or has moved away himself. At the same time, his palp (sexual organ) plugs the female, thereby monopolizing her." READ MORE
Old Penises Covered In Doodles
What kind of designs did prehistoric European men choose when they scarred, pierced and tattooed their penises? I don't know, because I am too busy clutching my own in horror. Somebody click through and report back.
Armadillos Are Illegal To Sell In Texas And Extraordinarily Well Endowed
“I’m telling you the law. It’s illegal to sell a living armadillo. By statute. Dead armadillos you can sell parts of them. Make a curio of a little armadillo on his back drinking a bottle of beer.” READ MORE
Maybe Shouting At Your Penis Will Work
"It's like saying, take your penis and hit it with a hammer a couple of times," says a urologist who is discussing a subject I don't want to think about because, you know, taking a hammer to your penis. READ MORE
White Males Scared
Science, why are conservative white males more likely to be climate change skeptics than other groups? READ MORE
It Is Probably Not A Good Idea To Stick A Gun Down Your Pants
"Whenever you handle a firearm, whether you are a novice or experienced, always treat firearms as though they are loaded. If you are going to carry a handgun on your person, use a holster, not your waistband." READ MORE
How Your New Penis Gets Made
God willing you never need this, but just to be on the safe side, here is some information on how to make a new penis. It is worth a clickthrough for this caption alone: "The Cerne Abbas Giant, at Cerne Abbas in Dorset, is testament to the value men give to their penises." READ MORE
Not Everyone Is Cutting Off Their Partner's Penis
I guess this would fall under the rubric of "mixed blessings": "Wives and girlfriends abuse and assault their partners far more often than people realize, but the genitals are rarely targeted."
It's Not The Ratio Of Index Finger To Ring Finger, It's The Motion Of The Ocean
Productivity is expected to plummet at offices nationwide today as men spend their mornings measuring their fingers: "Dr. Tae Beom Kim, a urologist at Gachon University in Incheon, Korea, and his colleagues studied 144 men over the age of 20 who were undergoing urological surgery for conditions that do not affect the length of the penis. One member of the team carefully measured the lengths of the index and ring fingers on the subject's right hand before surgery — left hands are thought to be more variable. A second team member then measured penis length immediately after the subject had been anesthetized. The length was measured both when the penis was flaccid and when it had been stretched as much as possible. Stretched length is thought to correlate to erect length, the team wrote. The team found that, in general, the lower the ratio of the lengths of the two fingers, the longer the stretched length of the penis."
Bug Has Loud Penis
"A tiny water boatman is the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size, a study has revealed. Scientists from France and Scotland recorded the aquatic animal "singing" at up to 99.2 decibels, the equivalent of listening to a loud orchestra play while sitting in the front row. The insect makes the sound by rubbing its penis against its abdomen in a process known as 'stridulation'. Researchers say the song is a courtship display performed to attract a mate." There is audio, if you are so inclined.
