The G20-to be "the world's main economic governing council," according to Gordon Brown, did you know that? Yes, it is the secret world financial government, Libertarians, awake and take heed!-begins today and poor Pittsburgh is braced. Our thoughts will be with the unfortunately-named Banana Republic. You know, I want to break their windows usually whenever I walk by one, just because, gah, fug. Give me a correlation between rampant consumerism, world economics, bad fashion and the environmental disaster of international shipping and I'll trash that place myself. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, good luck, Picksburgh! Also good luck with your global warming, world leaders.