Posts Tagged: Parrots
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Parrot Repels Attack

"A crime-fighting parrot has saved his owner after she was pushed to the ground in a park."

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Constabulary Attends To Disconsolate Parrot

"Police forced their way into an apartment in Germany after hearing what they described as a "child-like voice" calling for its mother and father. Instead of an abandoned toddler, they found a cheerful and very talkative parrot."

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Parrot Nabbed In Pot Bust

Yeah, why not? Here's the story of Lorenzo, the Colombian parrot "arrested" as a lookout for drug dealers. That parrot really trills those "r"s.

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Parrot Welsh

"Basil the African Grey launched his first verbal volley within hours of being given a new home with the Fisk family. He announced himself with a polite 'hello' to mum Sarah Fisk but when she replied he promptly told her to '—- off' with an accent straight from his previous home in Wales. The bird then started squawking 'I'm in the Valleys' followed by a tirade of expletives."

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Bad Stuff Still Happening

If you're worried that you haven't been horrified or upset enough today, click here: "The parrot was mimicking, 'Help me. Help me.' Then he would laugh," Bonnette said. "We think he was mimicking the mother when he said, 'Help me. Help me,' and mimicking the daughter when he laughed."