Posts tagged as OH HELL NO
The Boomers Agree: The Lazy Millennials Want To Be Jobless
"Who cares about a career? Not Gen Y," says the utterly maddening headline brought to you by Patricia Sellers at Fortune. She blames the lazy, ambitionless millennials for their current plight. They're so inferior to us respectable, principled Boomers, Sellers implies! No, she actually goes ahead and says this. In response to the recent Times profile, "American Dream Is Elusive for New Generation," Sellers wrote: "While the article focuses on the horrible job market for today's twenty-somethings, it suggests that these new adults are pretty much unfazed that they're not launching into a dream career. Apart from 14% of young adults who are unemployed today, 23% are not even seeking work, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The New York Times notes that the total, 37% of young adults unemployed or not seeking work, is the highest rate in more than three decades and reminiscent of the 1930s." Oh, well then, these lazy kids "don't care," I guess. Because there are so many career-track jobs going begging out there. READ MORE
The American Apparel Hiring Policies
"We are looking for fashion leaders, not fashion laggers." READ MORE
The Black Hair Care Product That Stopped A White Classroom Cold
"Just last week, my daughter-who is 8 and happens to be the only brown person in her Accelerated Progress Program class at Thurgood Marshall Elementary-was ordered out of the classroom because her teacher did not like the smell of her hair." READ MORE
Chocolate Chip: You Black Holes Better Watch Your Back
Oh my Gawd. They did it again! The fucking N.A.A.C.P., ruining everything for us normal, un-advanced blacks that just want to live out our lives in relative obscurity and maybe even blend in occasionally (THERE. I SAID IT). Here it is: Barry's getting all kinds of shit because he's an automaton and his operating system won't allow him to show any anger/woefulness/sympathy regarding the BP oil spill (which is making all animals black), so the organized blacks are trying to raise the attention of the negative WHITE media. With what, you ask? A Hallmark card, natch! READ MORE
The "Skip" Gates Police Report: Well, This IS What Happens To Black Men In America
The PDF file found here is the INSANE police report that chronicles the arrest of Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. At his home. While someone was carrying in his luggage. Because Lucia Whalen saw a black man, who uses a cane, having trouble with his own door. Because he'd had a break-in recently. And then he gets arrested for yelling at the cops. Long after showing ID that said he lived there. Oh, it is a fucking doozy.
Is Oakland the New Williamsburg? (Answer: Oh Hell No)
A new "humor" video ironically anti-sells the city of Oakland as the hipster paradise of the Bay Area. The racism is thinly veiled! But anyway: is Oakland the new West Bushwick and greater Williamsburg of the west coast? Okay no it is not. And if I catch you in your skinny jeans up on MLK Blvd cruising by my mom's house I will carjack you myself.
