The opinionated nutcracker enthusiasts over at Topless Robot rank the nerdiest holiday nutcrackers.

I am generally intrigued by the complaints of those whose areas of interest do not coincide with mine, because it is always amusing to see people get worked up about something that you or I wouldn't give a second thought to. So I particularly enjoyed this screed decrying a new nutcracker based on the comic book character Iron Man, which the writer describes as "another phenomenally shitty nutcracker from the horrible bastards at the Kurt S. Adler company. Please note: 1) It's an incredibly shitty likeness of Iron Man, and 2) It still can't crack fucking nuts. The nuthole is way too small to accommodate anything other than an [...]