Is the Daily Mail, London's news beast and one-stop hype beggar, right vexed with errors, false claims and scandals that beggar belief? Some people say yes!

The jazzy flap-paper shanks both celebrities and common folk on the regular, says Juliet Shaw, a lass originally from Barrow-in-Furness, late of Cumbria, and proud single mother of two young beauties. Juliet says the paper ran fecklessly roughshod over her romantic life, misstating her age, basic facts of life and inventing motivations and fabricating quotes along the way.

"I’ve never been to a garden party in my life!" shouted the misplayed miss.

Dear riders of the Powell-Mason cable car line in San Francisco, late summer 1991,

Sorry for flashing you.

It's a trick question! The answer is actually "pageview bait."

"In addition to the gropers, there have been less extreme but still unnerving encounters. Mr. Rawls, for example, said that standing with his arms at his side he had felt more erections 'across the back of my hand than I can count…'" -It's been rough sledding for the naked performers who are part of the Marina Abramović retrospective up at MoMA, many of whom have been victimized by inappropriate touching, surreptitious photography, bodysnarking, and, yes, the dreaded "hard cock against the back of the hand." Talk about suffering for art!