Stocks are way way up because Nouriel Roubini, the New York University economist whose pessimistic views have earned him the nickname "Dr. Jesus Fucking Christ Is That Guy A Drag To Be Around", says the recession will be over by the end of the year. He also says that we're probably gonna need another stimulus, but let's not quibble on details. We're back, baby! I'm gonna go have me a booze blowout, and not the off-brand kind.