ATTN New Yorkers: "Subway and bus riders who buy unlimited-ride MetroCards before fares go up on May 31 must use them by June 8 to receive the full present value of the cards." Of course that assumes the state legislature won't come up with a plan to bail out the MTA and make fare hikes unnecessary. And we all know there's no way they'd fail to do that, right? Right? Where are you going?