Posts tagged as No Homo
The Mechanic's Gay Panic
You’d be forgiven for thinking it the height of silliness to try and tease out some deep cultural truth from the contemporary action movie—an art form in which Sly Stallone mentioning that some kind of vague bad political and/or drug stuff sometimes goes on south of the border passes for trenchant political commentary. But then you may not be a fan of the action movies of one Jason Statham and you may not have had his most recent punch-fest, The Mechanic—an otherwise well paced, competently shot affair, with no wince-inducing dialogue and with plenty of stoic Statham ass-kicking—marred by the fact that the only gay character in the movie is stabbed to death, gruesomely, with a screwdriver. READ MORE
Crucial Reading: Cam'ron and the Brilliance of "No Homo"
"During his heyday, rapper Cam'ron dressed like the wife of a Russian oligarch. His lyrics were equally flamboyant: he made up cutesy little words ('that rooty, tooty, fruity, louie, what I usually do'-Crunk Muzik) and broke into french when complimenting his fellow crew-members ('Jim Jones c'est c'est bon, Santana magnifique'-I'm Ready). It didn't take long for rumors to abound that Cam'ron and his Diplomats were a gang of homosexuals.... But what could he do? He could hardly issue heterosexual clarifications after every suspicious statement. Or could he? His eureka moment came in a bubble bath. 'No homo!' he cried triumphantly, drowning out (diagetic) orchestral music. It was so short, so wieldy, so catchy, so musical. 'No homo' left no room for misunderstanding." READ MORE
Smart, Sportsy Things For You To Say During Super Bowl XLIV
I know that most of you will be watching "Project Runway" on your DVRs or rereading "Middlemarch" during Sundays' Superbowl. But in the interest of helping you fit in with any football-lovers you may encounter, well, we can help. Just make sure to drop a few of these golden ditties. READ MORE
Half Baked: How To Make A Pizza
You know how long it takes to make a pizza? Ten minutes, you lazy little thing. Plus two hours. Sort of. READ MORE
Should We Repeal "No Homo"?
Negating the negatory: "If the point of 'no homo' is truly, as Weiner argues, to slowly make hip-hop less heteronormative, censoring 'no homo' can only speed up the term's intended progress. Why not encourage rappers to express alternate interpretations of masculinity without an easily deconstructed verbal safety net?"
