"'Extinct' cat-sized Chinchilla found alive in shadows of Machu Pichu" — Jeremy Hance for Mongabay, part of the Guardian Environment Network
"This Guardian piece is pure clickbait!" cries the cat-sized chinchilla. “How dare they suggest our birth rate is but a scintilla."
"How droll, Guardian, putting 'extinct' in quotes," calls the cat-sized chinchilla, "when my family alone would fill boats, A whole 'extinct' flotilla."
"We’re 'found alive' from Peru to Katmandu," chides the cat-sized chinchilla. "So why does the Guardian willfully eschew my many cousins in Anguilla?"
"And 'cat-sized?' Really? That's the best you can do?" concludes the cat-sized chinchilla, "Well then, Mr. Hance, here's my headline for you: [...]