Certain things start to make sense when you learn that notorious East Village gay party promoter Daniel Nardicio is the one behind the Levi Johnston Playgirl photospread. Also it's fun and enlightening to learn that there's actually no contract yet signed between the… person? Persona? Construct? …. from Alaska and the magazine that doesn't actually exist, since Playgirl hasn't actually been a magazine for a while. THIS IS LIKE THAT BAUDRILLARD BOOK THAT ONE TIME.