In a very satisfying end to a story the Post would definitely have made up if it had not been true, the mysterious "Cat Lady," who has been robbing posh boutiques around the city this summer, has apparently been caught. "It wasn't a purr-fect crime after all," reports the Post, which is really the only publication you should be reading about this story. "The suspect was identified as Shanna Spalding, 28, of Queens, who sings with a death-metal band called Divine Infamy under her stage name, Purgatory."

Last week, R&B singer/songwriter The-Dream let the world know via Twitter how upset he was that his album Love Vs. Money was not nominated for a Grammy award. "Isn't it funny the best album of 2009 didn't get a nomination for the second year straight?" He wrote, which sounds funny. But we know what he means: He thought his last album, Love/Hate should have been nominated last year, and it was also not. "I know clearly my album belongs there, period," he wrote. "Maybe it's my label, maybe it's just my ass-kissing skills aren't up…" I would have guessed it could have maybe been the hyphen he uses in [...]