"A California man says he was saved from a mountain lion by a bear." GO ON.

There have been four reports of possible mountain lion sightings in densely populated central New Jersey over the past week. People are alarmed. Helicopters have been on the hunt. A motion-sensitive camera has been trained on a deer carcass set up in the woods as bait. Police are skeptical. Mountain lions have been extinct in the Northeast nearly a century. "We're not out chasing a mountain lion nor do we believe there is a mountain lion," said Manalapan police captain Chris Marsala. But I don't think this is about a curly-haired student filming himself masturbating in classrooms at Brookdale Community College.