Once upon a time-to be specific, 1992 in San Francisco-a friend and I saw a t-shirt in a gay store that read simply "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing." Oh how we laughed. Mostly because, JESUS, REALLY? Now-and surely we are late to this horrible party, but, so sad, not so late that we didn't accidentally ever find out about it-there is a huge online store of "witty gay t-shirts." We learned this because they advertise on everyone's fave raunchy gossip blog Dlisted, and good for them. But still, basically, if I see any of you in these, you are on your own.