Once upon a time—to be specific, 1992 in San Francisco—a friend and I saw a t-shirt in a gay store that read simply "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing." Oh how we laughed. Mostly because, JESUS, REALLY? Now—and surely we are late to this horrible party, but, so sad, not so late that we didn't accidentally ever find out about it—there is a huge online store of "witty gay t-shirts." We learned this because they advertise on everyone's fave raunchy gossip blog Dlisted, and good for them. But still, basically, if I see any of you in these, you are on your own.
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