Posts Tagged: miracles
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Computer Chips Bringing Eyesight To The Blind

"The surgery wasn’t easy. The chip sits at the end of a long steel tube, which had to be threaded through a hole behind the ear. After that, the surgeons had to remove a lot of the vitreous jelly in the front of the eye to work on the deeper layers, and they had to detach a small part of the retina to guide the chip into place." —That's funny. I would have thought that inserting a millimeters-wide computer chip affixed with 1,500 diodes that convert light to an electric current into someone's eye would be easy. And then you just hook-up the diodes directly to the person's bipolar [...]

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Story That Is Difficult To Make Fun Of Contains Quote That Is Pretty Much The Same As What Sandra Bullock Says In "The Blind Side"

So CBS News runs this AP story with a headline that makes you read it more than once. "Bridge Collapse Widow Adopts Haitian Twins." And, yeah, yeah, you're already like, come on! And sure enough, yes, Minnesotan Betsy Sathers lost her husband of ten months, Scott, when the Minneapolis freeway bridge collapsed into the Mississippi River in 2007. And she thought she was pregnant at the time, but then her sorrow was compounded when she found out she was not. She didn't know if she ever wanted to get married again, but she knew she wanted to be a mother. So she started the process to adopt a child [...]