Posts tagged as Mercury in Retrograde
Mercury In Retrograde: Our Long Solar Nightmare Is Over
Good news, everybody! Mercury, whose retrogradation celestial semiotician Emily Gould recently pointed to as a reason for the general state of weirdness so many of us seem to have experienced over the last few weeks, is no longer moving backwards! Everything will be fine now, unless astrology is total bunk or life actually is as miserable as it seems to be. Smiles! Or whatever your default rictus of choice happens to be.
More Mercury
My pal Paula was on "The Today Show" promoting her new book Mercury In Retrograde. Do me a favor and buy it? I'm hoping she gets rich enough to invest in her friends' vanity web publications.
Play The Paula Froelich Blind Item Thingy
Your editor's previously disclosed fondness for Mercury In Retrograde author Paula Froelich compels him to participate in the promotion of that forthcoming novel, the latest installment of which can be found here. Plus there's prizes and stuff, and, hey, who doesn't like prizes?
Plus, her dog will protect her
Attention stalkers: the New York Observer reveals Page Six vet Paula Froelich's home address in a profile pegged to the forthcoming release of Mercury in Retrograde, the gossip girl's entry into the world of genre fiction. (The novel is set in her building.) Should we worry about Paula's personal safety? Nah. Your editor, an unabashed admirer of the brassy broad (advance warning: expect plenty of Mercury mentions as its pub date draws near) has never spent even an hour in her company without feeling completely exhausted afterwards; the result of any attempt to waylay or otherwise accost her would make The Ransom of Red Chief look like a Bible story. The lady lives three lives on Twitter in her spare time, for God's sake. Steer well clear.
