Ode To A Hot Chick From The Movies @1:45 PM
Sure, you can read Lynn Hirschberg's long profile of Megan Fox in this week's New York Times Magazine. And you should! Even though the lead is "Megan Fox is a fox," you'll still learn some stuff. But if you're pressed for time, we've condensed the whole thing down to a brief poem. A poem about Megan Fox. I call it "Megan Fox: The Poem." Read closely, there's going to be a quiz later. READ MORE 44
New Megan Fox Movie Will Scare Your Erection Away @1:08 PM
I'm sorry, I'm as big a fan as everyone else, but isn't it a little early in her career for a documentary on Megan Fox? And why do they keep calling her Jennifer? Diablo Cody, explain yourself! 3
Megan Fox Explains "Transformers" Core Demographic @1:30 PM
Normally I would say that the best part of this "Early Show" interview with Transformers star Megan Fox is her tongue-in-cheek assessment of the film. "I'm in the movie, and I read the script, and I watched the movie, and I still didn't know what was happening," Fox tells Harry Smith. "So I think that if you haven't read the script, and you go and see it and you understand it, you may be a genius…. This is a movie for geniuses." But no! The best part of this "Early Show" interview with Transformers star Megan Fox is the way Harry Smith uses his stack of notes to hide what is no doubt a MASSIVE ERECTION. Dude's got it BAD. 12
Michael Bay Discovered Everyone, Okay? @11:50 AM
"Nick Cage wasn't a big actor when I cast him," Transformers director Michael Bay tells the Wall Street Journal, "nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in 'Armageddon.' Shia LaBeouf wasn't a big movie star before he did 'Transformers'-and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from 'Bad Boys.' Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in 'Transformers.' I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films." Also, the robot testicles in Revenge of the Fallen are actually "construction balls." Now you know! 10
"Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen" Embroiled In Racial Controversy @11:09 AM
Is Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen racist? That's what some viewers are saying after seeing the movie (which one reviewer called "endless, extremely long and unbelievably loud and nonsensical") and its characters Mudflap and Skids, who "constantly brawl and bicker in rap-inspired street slang. They're forced to acknowledge that they can't read. One has a gold tooth." READ MORE 33
Transformers: An Affirmation Of Neocon Principles? @3:10 PM
We all know Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen is 2 hour and 27 minute tribute to Megan Fox's ample bosom, but is it possible that it's also an endorsement of the neoconservative worldview? Yeah, sure, why not? 3
Fox And Friends @2:10 PM
Um, genius: "Sometimes, Megan Fox, when I see you in a magazine or on TV, I feel like you live in that other world, and you've come to visit to show us that it is real. You're a symbol of that other life without the hospitals and the goodbyes. If I could just somehow get there. If I could just somehow live there. Not with you, I know. Just with me."
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"Mona Lisa" Still Hot? @2:49 PM
A piece in the Journal this weekend wondered why seeing the Mona Lisa in person is such a disappointing experience. (The question has been asked before.) Critic James Gardner suggests one: "Unfortunately, like the dollar bill and the American flag, it has assumed a pall of such impenetrable familiarity that we no longer see it at all." READ MORE 26
Reflection On The Pulchritude Of Megan Fox @9:48 AM
Two things: Megan Fox is hot, and Harold Hayes is rotating around in his grave like a doner kebab on a spit. 16
