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Bill "Smog" Callahan, in the (subscription-only) New Yorker, on Bob Dylan, who is having a tough week in the press. This kind of blows my mind. I mean, sure, I guess Dylan can come across that way. Like, his personality. It's been noted before. Lou Reed once said, "If you were at a party with him, I think you'd tell him to shut up." But still, he's the best at what he does, and it hurts me a little to hear other songwriters snipe like that. Though when Maureen Dowd (and/or whichever one or more of her friends wrote her column on Sunday) calls you a sell-out and a hypocrite and an idiot, that might be easily taken as a compliment.

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"I never liked him. He seems sort of unpleasant and uncomfortable."
Bill "Smog" Callahan, in the (subscription-only) New Yorker, on Bob Dylan, who is having a tough week in the press. This kind of blows my mind. I mean, sure, I guess Dylan can come across that way. Like, his personality. It's been noted before. Lou Reed once said, "If you were at a party with him, I think you'd tell him to shut up." But still, he's the best at what he does, and it hurts me a little to hear other songwriters snipe like that. Though when Maureen Dowd (and/or whichever one or more of her friends wrote her column on Sunday) calls you a sell-out and a hypocrite and an idiot, that might be easily taken as a compliment.

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High School Brainiacs Secretly Harboring All Sorts Of Depraved Thoughts http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/high-school-brainiacs-secretly-harboring-all-sorts-of-depraved-thoughts http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/high-school-brainiacs-secretly-harboring-all-sorts-of-depraved-thoughts#comments Thu, 10 Mar 2011 12:23:32 +0000 Dave Bry http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/high-school-brainiacs-secretly-harboring-all-sorts-of-depraved-thoughts
"The students memorize all they can, usually in 15-minute stretches of tedious silence. Then they spill their memory to recall, say, 120 random words in exact order. (That is roughly the length of this article to the end of this sentence, but with the words shuffled.) Or maybe they will try to match 159 unfamiliar names to photos of strangers, or recall 227 exact words, capital letters and punctuation of a poem read for the first time. Those are, after all, the national records held by members of the Hershey memory team."
—These students at Hershey High School in Hershey, Pennsylvania are very impressive. Of course, from what we learned yesterday from what Maureen Dowd learned from Joshua Foer, we know that they probably do so well by envisioning their family members performing disgusting sex acts.

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"The students memorize all they can, usually in 15-minute stretches of tedious silence. Then they spill their memory to recall, say, 120 random words in exact order. (That is roughly the length of this article to the end of this sentence, but with the words shuffled.) Or maybe they will try to match 159 unfamiliar names to photos of strangers, or recall 227 exact words, capital letters and punctuation of a poem read for the first time. Those are, after all, the national records held by members of the Hershey memory team."
—These students at Hershey High School in Hershey, Pennsylvania are very impressive. Of course, from what we learned yesterday from what Maureen Dowd learned from Joshua Foer, we know that they probably do so well by envisioning their family members performing disgusting sex acts.

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The Fantasy Constructions of MoDo http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-fantasy-constructions-of-modo http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-fantasy-constructions-of-modo#comments Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:00:57 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-fantasy-constructions-of-modo I thought Maureen Dowd was on vacation all summer. But I was just forgetting to look. Now I'm glad about that.

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I thought Maureen Dowd was on vacation all summer. But I was just forgetting to look. Now I'm glad about that.

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Maureen Dowd of Arabia's Flickr is 'Vanity Fair' http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/maureen-dowd-of-arabias-flickr-is-vanity-fair http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/maureen-dowd-of-arabias-flickr-is-vanity-fair#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 13:20:30 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/maureen-dowd-of-arabias-flickr-is-vanity-fair MODO OF ARABIAMaureen Dowd went to Saudi Arabia and all she got was this hilarious slideshow of photos of herself in different outfits. (Oh and a big piece in the August Vanity Fair.) I LOVE IT. It's just like Sex and the City 2 except 1. no galpals and 2. at least MoDo pulls out a notebook sometimes. I clicked through every picture two times! Actual caption of the photo seen here: "Dowd and friend on the outskirts of Riyadh. 'It's funny,' she writes, 'to see how many people have named their camels Barack."

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MODO OF ARABIAMaureen Dowd went to Saudi Arabia and all she got was this hilarious slideshow of photos of herself in different outfits. (Oh and a big piece in the August Vanity Fair.) I LOVE IT. It's just like Sex and the City 2 except 1. no galpals and 2. at least MoDo pulls out a notebook sometimes. I clicked through every picture two times! Actual caption of the photo seen here: "Dowd and friend on the outskirts of Riyadh. 'It's funny,' she writes, 'to see how many people have named their camels Barack."

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How To: Maureen Dowd http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/how-to-maureen-dowd http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/how-to-maureen-dowd#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:00:44 +0000 Alex Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/how-to-maureen-dowd Mo, doh!"As soon as I started covering Barack Obama, I knew he was going to be trouble," writes Maureen Dowd in her Times column today. "Not Global Trouble, like W. and Dick Cheney. Or Hanky-Panky Trouble, like Bill Clinton and John Edwards. Or Tedious Trouble, like John Kerry and Michael Dukakis. He was going to be the kind of guy who whipped you up and then, when you were all excited, left you flat, and then-"

And then, and then. It is, oh my God, essentially the same Maureen Dowd column Maureen Dowd always writes. You could pretty much diagram this column and have a do-it-yourself Maureen Dowd kit. In fact, let's do that right now!

Overwhelming assertion about subject of column presenting a recent development as a longstanding belief.

Comparison of subject to other famous names who have held similar positions. Include cutesy descriptions that display little effort in their invention.

Vaguely sexual allusion.

Further comparisons, slightly more fleshed out but still tossed off and straining for a cleverness they never quite attain.

Pop culture reference (dated).

Assertive summation of conventional wisdom.

Offering of advice which, were the situation completely the opposite, would elicit completely opposite advice.

Collection of political catchphrases of the moment.

Dime store psychoanalysis.

Jumbled collection of cliched aphorisms and classical references.

More of the same.

Continued restatement of conventional wisdom finished off with pop culture reference (dated).

Fairly recent quote which supports position of column and conveys a sense of currency.

Further restatement of conventional wisdom fleshed out with names in the news.

Secret message to secret crush about how tough he is.

Historical perspective. (NOTE: Must be no more than two years old.)

One more trip to the conventional wisdom well.

Ridicule of safe topic almost everyone ridicules.

Continued ridicule.

Agreement that topic of ridicule is absolutely ludicrous BUT.

Assertion of fact which is predicated on alternate reality where politics is a rational science.

Recent quote from topic of column.

Use topic's quote against him, finish off with dueling pop culture references (dated).

NOTE: Do not attempt to try this at home unless you are pals with Leon, Jill, or Michiko; you will find yourself a few "observations" short.

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Mo, doh!"As soon as I started covering Barack Obama, I knew he was going to be trouble," writes Maureen Dowd in her Times column today. "Not Global Trouble, like W. and Dick Cheney. Or Hanky-Panky Trouble, like Bill Clinton and John Edwards. Or Tedious Trouble, like John Kerry and Michael Dukakis. He was going to be the kind of guy who whipped you up and then, when you were all excited, left you flat, and then-"

And then, and then. It is, oh my God, essentially the same Maureen Dowd column Maureen Dowd always writes. You could pretty much diagram this column and have a do-it-yourself Maureen Dowd kit. In fact, let's do that right now!

Overwhelming assertion about subject of column presenting a recent development as a longstanding belief.

Comparison of subject to other famous names who have held similar positions. Include cutesy descriptions that display little effort in their invention.

Vaguely sexual allusion.

Further comparisons, slightly more fleshed out but still tossed off and straining for a cleverness they never quite attain.

Pop culture reference (dated).

Assertive summation of conventional wisdom.

Offering of advice which, were the situation completely the opposite, would elicit completely opposite advice.

Collection of political catchphrases of the moment.

Dime store psychoanalysis.

Jumbled collection of cliched aphorisms and classical references.

More of the same.

Continued restatement of conventional wisdom finished off with pop culture reference (dated).

Fairly recent quote which supports position of column and conveys a sense of currency.

Further restatement of conventional wisdom fleshed out with names in the news.

Secret message to secret crush about how tough he is.

Historical perspective. (NOTE: Must be no more than two years old.)

One more trip to the conventional wisdom well.

Ridicule of safe topic almost everyone ridicules.

Continued ridicule.

Agreement that topic of ridicule is absolutely ludicrous BUT.

Assertion of fact which is predicated on alternate reality where politics is a rational science.

Recent quote from topic of column.

Use topic's quote against him, finish off with dueling pop culture references (dated).

NOTE: Do not attempt to try this at home unless you are pals with Leon, Jill, or Michiko; you will find yourself a few "observations" short.

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Jesus, Who Wrote Maureen Dowd's Sunday Column? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/jesus-who-wrote-maureen-dowds-sunday-column http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/jesus-who-wrote-maureen-dowds-sunday-column#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 09:26:27 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/jesus-who-wrote-maureen-dowds-sunday-column WIN ON TOURWhich helping hands co-wrote The Maureen Dowd Collective's insane, 2003-era rant against Anna Wintour this weekend? We're thinking the high dudgeon screaminess sounds like Alessandra Stanley and Frank Bruni cracking themselves up after a few drinks. (Though Bruni is probably too busy to pitch in on her column right now, what with his book tour.) Plus we're assuming her assistant did the reporting. ("I dunno, call Andre Leon Talley and whoever else one calls usually. Surprise me! Then quote... um, Keith Kelly-he's still alive, right?") But you know: could have been anyone (amped up on a few hits of nitrous) really. Anyway, someone give this funny lady and her funny friends a blog!

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WIN ON TOURWhich helping hands co-wrote The Maureen Dowd Collective's insane, 2003-era rant against Anna Wintour this weekend? We're thinking the high dudgeon screaminess sounds like Alessandra Stanley and Frank Bruni cracking themselves up after a few drinks. (Though Bruni is probably too busy to pitch in on her column right now, what with his book tour.) Plus we're assuming her assistant did the reporting. ("I dunno, call Andre Leon Talley and whoever else one calls usually. Surprise me! Then quote... um, Keith Kelly-he's still alive, right?") But you know: could have been anyone (amped up on a few hits of nitrous) really. Anyway, someone give this funny lady and her funny friends a blog!

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So Apparently It Was Michiko's Turn To Write Maureen's Column Today http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/so-apparently-it-was-michikos-turn-to-write-maureens-column-today http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/so-apparently-it-was-michikos-turn-to-write-maureens-column-today#comments Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:22:38 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/so-apparently-it-was-michikos-turn-to-write-maureens-column-today Dowdy!My God! New York Times book critic Michiko Kakutani was apparently just too lazy to not use her favorite word – "limn" – today, while she was obviously pitching in to write her share of the column that appears in the New York Times under Maureen Dowd's name. GET IT TOGETHER, DOWD-BORG.

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Dowdy!My God! New York Times book critic Michiko Kakutani was apparently just too lazy to not use her favorite word – "limn" – today, while she was obviously pitching in to write her share of the column that appears in the New York Times under Maureen Dowd's name. GET IT TOGETHER, DOWD-BORG.

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Maureen Dowd Has TONS Of Blog-Reading Pals, Okay? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/maureen-dowd-has-tons-of-blog-reading-pals-okay http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/maureen-dowd-has-tons-of-blog-reading-pals-okay#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 16:53:33 +0000 Alex Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/maureen-dowd-has-tons-of-blog-reading-pals-okay Thank heavens: Leon Wieseltier did not lead Maureen Dowd astray. Plagiarism-wise, at least.

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Some Day The Op-Ed Page Will Be Edited http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-shadow-editors-some-day-the-op-ed-page-will-be-edited http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-shadow-editors-some-day-the-op-ed-page-will-be-edited#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 13:02:22 +0000 Tom Scocca http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-shadow-editors-some-day-the-op-ed-page-will-be-edited Shadowey EditorsesTom Scocca: I go away for a weekend and Maureen Dowd gets caught plagiarizing?
Choire Sicha: You went away for a weekend? That's so unlike you!
Tom Scocca: We can't all have a house on Fire Island.
Choire Sicha: That island is only so wide, after all. But yes! You turned your back and suddenly Maureen Dowd is in the Scandal Of The Century Of The Moment.
Tom Scocca: Albeit sort of a listless scandal, it seems, thanks to the we're-all-dead-who-cares cloud hanging over Romenesko these past many months.
Choire Sicha: The graveyard of the formerly employed? Sure. We live there too!
Tom Scocca: And how! At least Howie Kurtz still gets to take vacations, from his job. But he interrupted it to do a chat.
Choire Sicha: He went to a Lakers game!
Tom Scocca: He is a television star.
Choire Sicha: According to his Twitter: "Lakers cheerleaders. in tight Terminator T-shirts, doing some serious T and A."
Tom Scocca: OW NO STOP PLEASE.
Choire Sicha: It's important that you know this about him!
Tom Scocca: I thought nothing was creepier than David Denby's constant sweaty oversexualizing of everything, but no, this, the URGES of Howie Kurtz...no, no, no, no.
Choire Sicha: All men have urges.
Tom Scocca: Including for instance the urge to poop, but you don't see them sharing THAT. Yet.
Choire Sicha: Can't wait for that rash of memoirs.
Tom Scocca: I have wondered for a long time why no one has done it, yet. It's like fly fishing. Why are there so many books about fly fishing? Because fly fishing is really boring.
Choire Sicha: That seems counterintuitive!
Tom Scocca: See, if a writer goes and does it, he can't help but stand there and form sentences in his head. This is also why so very much contemporary short fiction involves people on airplanes. You sit down; you are bored; you become very attentive to detail. You think this is because the detail is fantastically revealing about the workings of this world–the rimpled surface of the trout stream! The off-center latch of the tray table–but really it's just your brain cranking up the gain to create stimuli in the absence of stimulation.
Choire Sicha: A waking dream-state. Mmm, modernity!
Tom Scocca: A leaf flutters down, flashing golden as it turns through the slanting sunlight. So I don't see why nobody has gotten around to belletrizing the experience of sitting on the can.
Choire Sicha: Don't tempt me! Or, you know, don't tempt Nicholson Baker.
Tom Scocca: Anyway, speaking of pooping it out:

First, I'm on vacation. Second, what Dowd did, while clearly an embarrassment, hardly falls into the same category as the serial fabrications of Jayson Blair that I exposed six years ago. Third, Maureen quickly admitted her mistake and is running a correction.

Tom Scocca: That's Kurtz. Still tooting his horn about Jayson Blair.
Choire Sicha: 1. Oh, Jayson Blair. 2. I did not realize Maureen Dowd was in charge of corrections at the Times!
Tom Scocca: Yes, well, No. 1 is a sore subject for me. Seeing as I was Erik Wemple's editor at the time. At least on the media beat; otherwise, he was my editor.
Tom Scocca: Erik's story was ready to go more than an hour before Kurtz's appeared, but Washington City Paper was owned by the Chicago Reader at the time, and nothing was allowed to be published to the Web without specific clearance from the overbosses at Reader HQ, whose entire attitude toward the Web was petulant denial. Their "Internet strategy" consisted of jamming their fingers in their ears and hollering "LA LA LA LA WE CAN'T HEAR YOU." You might recall that these are the same clowns who sold off their papers–to a trust-fund brat from West Catfish Hump, South Nowhere–because they just couldn't find a way to make a go of it in the Internet Era.
Choire Sicha: I remember that!
Tom Scocca: Yeah, well, they sat through a full round decade of the Internet Era refusing to try anything at all, then cashed out and quit.
Choire Sicha: Seems sensible.
Tom Scocca: Unfortunately the kid from West Catfish Hump didn't have a theory of weekly alternative journalism beyond "Superchunk at the Civic Center next Thursday!" and promptly went bankrupt trying to run papers in actual cities. Seriously, he makes those cowboy-hat dudes who wrecked the Village Voice look like William Randolph Hearst.
Tom Scocca: But: Howie Kurtz, and the Em Ess Em!
Choire Sicha: Oh right, that!
Tom Scocca: The Jayson Blair case is interesting to me, in retrospect, because though Howie published 20 minutes earlier (with less information), in fact the entire Blair-Howell Raines saga could have and would have happened without him writing anything at all. Howie Kurtz has always been a terrible bigfooter, who never credits anyone if he can possibly avoid it.
Choire Sicha: It's been a good tactic for him!
Tom Scocca: The facts are the facts, and if he can call the same people and get them to say the same things, then the story belongs to Howard Kurtz of the Washington Post and CNN's Reliable Sources, and the fact that someone else reported it first doesn't matter.
Tom Scocca: There's a beautifully revealing moment in his Maureen Dowd discussion, in that regard:

But again, it would have been a snap to rewrite that sentence, so it does seem to me to fall into the category of an inadvertent mistake.

Tom Scocca: "Rewrite" is such a funny verb, there.
Tom Scocca: Long ago, when information resided in things made out of paper called "reference books," the technique he's referring to might have been called the "Britannica and thesaurus method." And it would have been regarded as a form of plagiarism.
Choire Sicha: Things that you do not have, becoming things you do have.
Tom Scocca: Critics would have viewed it as a kind of plagiarism.
Tom Scocca: See what I did there?
Choire Sicha: HA I DID!
Tom Scocca: Exact same idea, slightly different words.
Choire Sicha: You... rewrote... someone else's... idea! Why would you do that?
Tom Scocca: Because I didn't have an idea of my own.
Choire Sicha: That is so sad. What happened to your ideas?
Tom Scocca: I used them up on my CNN TV show, maybe.
Choire Sicha: Maybe you were too chatty at a dinner party and had nothing left to say.
Tom Scocca: But you see, what we are getting at here is a fundamental confusion about what it means, in journalism, when a writer's name is attached to a story, preceded by the word "by," or perhaps by a stylish little hyphen, or maybe just offset between rules. There are different beliefs about this, the byline, and what it really means.
Tom Scocca: One theory is that it is a mark of literary authorship–the creative brand identity of a Writer who puts words together in a novel and artistic way.
Choire Sicha: Sure. That's a hybrid of some old and some new ideas.
Tom Scocca: This is what Howard Kurtz means when he suggests that Maureen Dowd should have taken the time to "rewrite" the passage. This is what the theory was when Rick Bragg sent J. Wes Yoder out to go see scenes and interview people–Yoder's labor would produce "material" that would be "written" into a story under the byline of Rick Bragg.
Choire Sicha: Not a crazy system, in some ways!
Tom Scocca: It is a long-established system, but I think it is the wrong system for journalism.
Choire Sicha: I don't care for it much myself. The problem comes in because if you are back at home base, you are then telling a story that someone told you
Tom Scocca: Exactly. When I'm writing or editing, and especially when I am working in that middle ground in between writing and and editing, what I care about is epistemological responsibility.
Tom Scocca: Who says this is so?
Tom Scocca: The reporter says it.
Choire Sicha: Ha, you sound like a seder.
Tom Scocca: Bitter herbs all around!
Tom Scocca: The name on the story should be the name of the person who has the strongest firsthand connection to the facts and the reasoning.
Choire Sicha: That's a sensible idea. As far as "ideas" go.
Tom Scocca: This is one of the several places that Times editorial page editor Andrew Rosenthal went wrong about the Dowd incident:

Journalists often use feeds from other staff journalists, free-lancers, stringers, a whole range of people. And from friends.

Tom Scocca: "Feed" in this case seems to mean "unverified information."
Tom Scocca: Or "unaltered text."
Tom Scocca: And that stuff needs attribution.
Choire Sicha: Well of course people would use things from people who work for them. Because they are employed, for better or worse, to provide information! Professionally! Unlike friends.
Tom Scocca: It needs attribution not because the author of each little gem is owed literary credit, but because the reader deserves to know what's firsthand and what's secondhand. I grant a big exemption for jokes and funny lines, because, really, who cares? The old "as one wag put it" device is as bad as a sitcom laugh track.
Choire Sicha: It seems to me, maybe incorrectly, that I care more about that in the news section than I do in the op-ed section.
Tom Scocca: It is true that Frank Rich's assiduous hypertext source-citing comes off a bit sandblaster-y. But it might not seem that way if he were only ranging over 750 words' worth of material.
Tom Scocca: But, yes, op-ed. Therein is the problem.
Choire Sicha: There's a problem????
Tom Scocca: You're damn right there's a problem. Howie Kurtz had to interrupt his vacation!
Choire Sicha: What is "vacation"?
Tom Scocca: It's like being unemployed, except you get a paycheck.
Choire Sicha: Oooh that sounds great!
Tom Scocca: Anyway, you see, it's perfectly acceptable to publish under your byline certain facts, observations, and ideas that did not originate with you. Also jokes! The people with whom that supplemental material originates are called "editors." "Hey," the editor says, "where you talk about X, here, it seems a little thin–shouldn't we put in something about Y, also?" A good editor should make sure that the writer is comfortable with the truth and accuracy of the additions.
Choire Sicha: Ideally!
Tom Scocca: "A good editor," I said. Like "no true Scotsman." But Maureen Dowd writes for the New York Times op-ed page, which means that–as a point of institutional practice and pride–she does not have an editor.
Choire Sicha: Right! Freedom!
Tom Scocca: In many respects, the job of writing op-ed columns for the Times is one of the sweetest rackets in the business. I'd sure take it! You write 1,500 words a week, with a full-time assistant.
Choire Sicha: Unlike the rest of us, who wrote 1500 words before lunch, with no assistant.
Tom Scocca: And no paycheck!
Choire Sicha: Well details, whatever. The thing is, people become op-ed columnists because they are very good at what they do! Columnizing. Opinionizing. For instance, Gail Collins, who has been a surprise to me.
Tom Scocca: Gail Collins is really good.
Choire Sicha: She makes me LOL.
Tom Scocca: But now that we have seen Gail Collins' funny, incisive sensibility in action–how much better would the op-ed pages have been if Gail Collins had been responsible for actually editing the columnists, when she ran the editorial page? As in saying, "You know, David, you're trying to make two opposing points at once here," or "Tom, why don't we pare down this metaphor a little?" and sending the copy back to them for another go-round?
Choire Sicha: That sounds wonderful.
Tom Scocca: The idea behind not doing this seems to be that the columnists are such august and dignified thinkers that it would be rude to interpose an editor between their thoughts and the public.
Tom Scocca: But what was Maureen Dowd doing, in the most plausible and intelligible account of how a paragraph from Joshua Marshall ended up in her column?
Tom Scocca: She was using a batch of friends to do the job an editor wasn't doing for her.
Choire Sicha: Who would ever do that? *Laughs nervously*
Tom Scocca: Again, she has a fabulous racket, and I am harsh on plagiarists, and it would be just and satisfying if she got fired and they gave us her column instead. I am not playing my tiny little violin for Maureen Dowd.
Tom Scocca: But the Times could have avoided this problem–and many other problems, including the whole Bill Kristol debacle–by hiring an editor to edit the columnists.
Choire Sicha: Why wouldn't they do that? Would the columnists all huff off and quit?
Tom Scocca: All the more reason to try it!

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Shadowey EditorsesTom Scocca: I go away for a weekend and Maureen Dowd gets caught plagiarizing?
Choire Sicha: You went away for a weekend? That's so unlike you!
Tom Scocca: We can't all have a house on Fire Island.
Choire Sicha: That island is only so wide, after all. But yes! You turned your back and suddenly Maureen Dowd is in the Scandal Of The Century Of The Moment.
Tom Scocca: Albeit sort of a listless scandal, it seems, thanks to the we're-all-dead-who-cares cloud hanging over Romenesko these past many months.
Choire Sicha: The graveyard of the formerly employed? Sure. We live there too!
Tom Scocca: And how! At least Howie Kurtz still gets to take vacations, from his job. But he interrupted it to do a chat.
Choire Sicha: He went to a Lakers game!
Tom Scocca: He is a television star.
Choire Sicha: According to his Twitter: "Lakers cheerleaders. in tight Terminator T-shirts, doing some serious T and A."
Tom Scocca: OW NO STOP PLEASE.
Choire Sicha: It's important that you know this about him!
Tom Scocca: I thought nothing was creepier than David Denby's constant sweaty oversexualizing of everything, but no, this, the URGES of Howie Kurtz...no, no, no, no.
Choire Sicha: All men have urges.
Tom Scocca: Including for instance the urge to poop, but you don't see them sharing THAT. Yet.
Choire Sicha: Can't wait for that rash of memoirs.
Tom Scocca: I have wondered for a long time why no one has done it, yet. It's like fly fishing. Why are there so many books about fly fishing? Because fly fishing is really boring.
Choire Sicha: That seems counterintuitive!
Tom Scocca: See, if a writer goes and does it, he can't help but stand there and form sentences in his head. This is also why so very much contemporary short fiction involves people on airplanes. You sit down; you are bored; you become very attentive to detail. You think this is because the detail is fantastically revealing about the workings of this world–the rimpled surface of the trout stream! The off-center latch of the tray table–but really it's just your brain cranking up the gain to create stimuli in the absence of stimulation.
Choire Sicha: A waking dream-state. Mmm, modernity!
Tom Scocca: A leaf flutters down, flashing golden as it turns through the slanting sunlight. So I don't see why nobody has gotten around to belletrizing the experience of sitting on the can.
Choire Sicha: Don't tempt me! Or, you know, don't tempt Nicholson Baker.
Tom Scocca: Anyway, speaking of pooping it out:

First, I'm on vacation. Second, what Dowd did, while clearly an embarrassment, hardly falls into the same category as the serial fabrications of Jayson Blair that I exposed six years ago. Third, Maureen quickly admitted her mistake and is running a correction.

Tom Scocca: That's Kurtz. Still tooting his horn about Jayson Blair.
Choire Sicha: 1. Oh, Jayson Blair. 2. I did not realize Maureen Dowd was in charge of corrections at the Times!
Tom Scocca: Yes, well, No. 1 is a sore subject for me. Seeing as I was Erik Wemple's editor at the time. At least on the media beat; otherwise, he was my editor.
Tom Scocca: Erik's story was ready to go more than an hour before Kurtz's appeared, but Washington City Paper was owned by the Chicago Reader at the time, and nothing was allowed to be published to the Web without specific clearance from the overbosses at Reader HQ, whose entire attitude toward the Web was petulant denial. Their "Internet strategy" consisted of jamming their fingers in their ears and hollering "LA LA LA LA WE CAN'T HEAR YOU." You might recall that these are the same clowns who sold off their papers–to a trust-fund brat from West Catfish Hump, South Nowhere–because they just couldn't find a way to make a go of it in the Internet Era.
Choire Sicha: I remember that!
Tom Scocca: Yeah, well, they sat through a full round decade of the Internet Era refusing to try anything at all, then cashed out and quit.
Choire Sicha: Seems sensible.
Tom Scocca: Unfortunately the kid from West Catfish Hump didn't have a theory of weekly alternative journalism beyond "Superchunk at the Civic Center next Thursday!" and promptly went bankrupt trying to run papers in actual cities. Seriously, he makes those cowboy-hat dudes who wrecked the Village Voice look like William Randolph Hearst.
Tom Scocca: But: Howie Kurtz, and the Em Ess Em!
Choire Sicha: Oh right, that!
Tom Scocca: The Jayson Blair case is interesting to me, in retrospect, because though Howie published 20 minutes earlier (with less information), in fact the entire Blair-Howell Raines saga could have and would have happened without him writing anything at all. Howie Kurtz has always been a terrible bigfooter, who never credits anyone if he can possibly avoid it.
Choire Sicha: It's been a good tactic for him!
Tom Scocca: The facts are the facts, and if he can call the same people and get them to say the same things, then the story belongs to Howard Kurtz of the Washington Post and CNN's Reliable Sources, and the fact that someone else reported it first doesn't matter.
Tom Scocca: There's a beautifully revealing moment in his Maureen Dowd discussion, in that regard:

But again, it would have been a snap to rewrite that sentence, so it does seem to me to fall into the category of an inadvertent mistake.

Tom Scocca: "Rewrite" is such a funny verb, there.
Tom Scocca: Long ago, when information resided in things made out of paper called "reference books," the technique he's referring to might have been called the "Britannica and thesaurus method." And it would have been regarded as a form of plagiarism.
Choire Sicha: Things that you do not have, becoming things you do have.
Tom Scocca: Critics would have viewed it as a kind of plagiarism.
Tom Scocca: See what I did there?
Choire Sicha: HA I DID!
Tom Scocca: Exact same idea, slightly different words.
Choire Sicha: You... rewrote... someone else's... idea! Why would you do that?
Tom Scocca: Because I didn't have an idea of my own.
Choire Sicha: That is so sad. What happened to your ideas?
Tom Scocca: I used them up on my CNN TV show, maybe.
Choire Sicha: Maybe you were too chatty at a dinner party and had nothing left to say.
Tom Scocca: But you see, what we are getting at here is a fundamental confusion about what it means, in journalism, when a writer's name is attached to a story, preceded by the word "by," or perhaps by a stylish little hyphen, or maybe just offset between rules. There are different beliefs about this, the byline, and what it really means.
Tom Scocca: One theory is that it is a mark of literary authorship–the creative brand identity of a Writer who puts words together in a novel and artistic way.
Choire Sicha: Sure. That's a hybrid of some old and some new ideas.
Tom Scocca: This is what Howard Kurtz means when he suggests that Maureen Dowd should have taken the time to "rewrite" the passage. This is what the theory was when Rick Bragg sent J. Wes Yoder out to go see scenes and interview people–Yoder's labor would produce "material" that would be "written" into a story under the byline of Rick Bragg.
Choire Sicha: Not a crazy system, in some ways!
Tom Scocca: It is a long-established system, but I think it is the wrong system for journalism.
Choire Sicha: I don't care for it much myself. The problem comes in because if you are back at home base, you are then telling a story that someone told you
Tom Scocca: Exactly. When I'm writing or editing, and especially when I am working in that middle ground in between writing and and editing, what I care about is epistemological responsibility.
Tom Scocca: Who says this is so?
Tom Scocca: The reporter says it.
Choire Sicha: Ha, you sound like a seder.
Tom Scocca: Bitter herbs all around!
Tom Scocca: The name on the story should be the name of the person who has the strongest firsthand connection to the facts and the reasoning.
Choire Sicha: That's a sensible idea. As far as "ideas" go.
Tom Scocca: This is one of the several places that Times editorial page editor Andrew Rosenthal went wrong about the Dowd incident:

Journalists often use feeds from other staff journalists, free-lancers, stringers, a whole range of people. And from friends.

Tom Scocca: "Feed" in this case seems to mean "unverified information."
Tom Scocca: Or "unaltered text."
Tom Scocca: And that stuff needs attribution.
Choire Sicha: Well of course people would use things from people who work for them. Because they are employed, for better or worse, to provide information! Professionally! Unlike friends.
Tom Scocca: It needs attribution not because the author of each little gem is owed literary credit, but because the reader deserves to know what's firsthand and what's secondhand. I grant a big exemption for jokes and funny lines, because, really, who cares? The old "as one wag put it" device is as bad as a sitcom laugh track.
Choire Sicha: It seems to me, maybe incorrectly, that I care more about that in the news section than I do in the op-ed section.
Tom Scocca: It is true that Frank Rich's assiduous hypertext source-citing comes off a bit sandblaster-y. But it might not seem that way if he were only ranging over 750 words' worth of material.
Tom Scocca: But, yes, op-ed. Therein is the problem.
Choire Sicha: There's a problem????
Tom Scocca: You're damn right there's a problem. Howie Kurtz had to interrupt his vacation!
Choire Sicha: What is "vacation"?
Tom Scocca: It's like being unemployed, except you get a paycheck.
Choire Sicha: Oooh that sounds great!
Tom Scocca: Anyway, you see, it's perfectly acceptable to publish under your byline certain facts, observations, and ideas that did not originate with you. Also jokes! The people with whom that supplemental material originates are called "editors." "Hey," the editor says, "where you talk about X, here, it seems a little thin–shouldn't we put in something about Y, also?" A good editor should make sure that the writer is comfortable with the truth and accuracy of the additions.
Choire Sicha: Ideally!
Tom Scocca: "A good editor," I said. Like "no true Scotsman." But Maureen Dowd writes for the New York Times op-ed page, which means that–as a point of institutional practice and pride–she does not have an editor.
Choire Sicha: Right! Freedom!
Tom Scocca: In many respects, the job of writing op-ed columns for the Times is one of the sweetest rackets in the business. I'd sure take it! You write 1,500 words a week, with a full-time assistant.
Choire Sicha: Unlike the rest of us, who wrote 1500 words before lunch, with no assistant.
Tom Scocca: And no paycheck!
Choire Sicha: Well details, whatever. The thing is, people become op-ed columnists because they are very good at what they do! Columnizing. Opinionizing. For instance, Gail Collins, who has been a surprise to me.
Tom Scocca: Gail Collins is really good.
Choire Sicha: She makes me LOL.
Tom Scocca: But now that we have seen Gail Collins' funny, incisive sensibility in action–how much better would the op-ed pages have been if Gail Collins had been responsible for actually editing the columnists, when she ran the editorial page? As in saying, "You know, David, you're trying to make two opposing points at once here," or "Tom, why don't we pare down this metaphor a little?" and sending the copy back to them for another go-round?
Choire Sicha: That sounds wonderful.
Tom Scocca: The idea behind not doing this seems to be that the columnists are such august and dignified thinkers that it would be rude to interpose an editor between their thoughts and the public.
Tom Scocca: But what was Maureen Dowd doing, in the most plausible and intelligible account of how a paragraph from Joshua Marshall ended up in her column?
Tom Scocca: She was using a batch of friends to do the job an editor wasn't doing for her.
Choire Sicha: Who would ever do that? *Laughs nervously*
Tom Scocca: Again, she has a fabulous racket, and I am harsh on plagiarists, and it would be just and satisfying if she got fired and they gave us her column instead. I am not playing my tiny little violin for Maureen Dowd.
Tom Scocca: But the Times could have avoided this problem–and many other problems, including the whole Bill Kristol debacle–by hiring an editor to edit the columnists.
Choire Sicha: Why wouldn't they do that? Would the columnists all huff off and quit?
Tom Scocca: All the more reason to try it!

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Maureen Dowd's Tiny Error http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/maureen-dowds-tiny-error http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/maureen-dowds-tiny-error#comments Mon, 18 May 2009 09:11:37 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/maureen-dowds-tiny-error Dowdy!Maureen Dowd picks up a funny little correction today, as her weekend column lifted a paragraph from a blog. And we do mean "little"!

Maureen Dowd's column on Sunday, about torture, failed to attribute a paragraph about the timeline for prisoner abuse to Josh Marshall's blog at Talking Points Memo.
So, "failed to attribute" is a funny phrase. It's a phrase that doesn't show up in other corrections in the paper. HOWEVER! It is a phrase that shows up in this July 10, 1864 account of General Sherman's movements, which you really should read! Man! If the newspaper read like this today, I would be jumping out of bed first thing in the morning to go get it!

Anyway. The official narrative of the correction is, therefore, that she simply meant to quote that blog.

But Dowd has emailed people, saying that a friend had sent her this language, which she subsumed without Googling in quotes, something the rest of us who steal from our friends never do.

Those two explanations are in total conflict. Clearly Dowd said one thing to Greg Brock, who is presumably still the corrections editor-and this is already an unusual situation, as the op-ed columnists are a segregated pod inside/beside the segregated pod that is the op-ed section.

And she said a totally different thing via emails.

So what have we learned? A bunch of non-writers who comment on blogs will denounce Dowd because she steals from her friends. They are ridiculous, because everyone steals from their friends, or else how would you get through the day?

But what we've really learned is that Dowd is too un-savvy with the current age, and too unused to getting publicly hand-slapped, to safely negotiate this tiny, tiny debacle. She made it worse-even while trying to do something smart, which was saying, publicly, "Oh I goofed! My bad!"-which when you do it right, blammo, the trouble disappears.

We're not climbing on the CRUCIFY HER bandwagon here. Guess what? You shovel out words constantly for a few decades, and mistakes happen. And Dowd has an incredibly low correction rate, even in her time as a reporter. Yes, she's run down some incredibly wrong roads in her time on the Op-Ed page. And you probably would have too!

Dowd put in some time as a hard-charging Metro reporter and as a magazine writer and also on National, for 12 years, before coming to the opinion page. No doubt her psycho-fiery style in the 80s and early 90s offended the holy hell out of the old guard at the Times, and if I were her, I'd be continually pissed that the kids today have no idea about this, since most of them were born in the 80s.And then also because most of the kids today are merely doing what she is doing, except without navigating an unfriendly and slow-moving newspaper hierarchy.

She is friends with a few other tough women at the Times, who keep to themselves and are mistrustful of the current age of public hue and cry, in part because they have all been abused by it-for reasons that are pretty much unknown to the abusers (youthful resentment). This correction psychodrama, while also totally Dowd's fault, will merely increase the remove of the op-ed columnists and the other now-old, formerly-new guard of opinionated writers and critics at the Times from the current real world. Lose, lose!

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Dowdy!Maureen Dowd picks up a funny little correction today, as her weekend column lifted a paragraph from a blog. And we do mean "little"!

Maureen Dowd's column on Sunday, about torture, failed to attribute a paragraph about the timeline for prisoner abuse to Josh Marshall's blog at Talking Points Memo.
So, "failed to attribute" is a funny phrase. It's a phrase that doesn't show up in other corrections in the paper. HOWEVER! It is a phrase that shows up in this July 10, 1864 account of General Sherman's movements, which you really should read! Man! If the newspaper read like this today, I would be jumping out of bed first thing in the morning to go get it!

Anyway. The official narrative of the correction is, therefore, that she simply meant to quote that blog.

But Dowd has emailed people, saying that a friend had sent her this language, which she subsumed without Googling in quotes, something the rest of us who steal from our friends never do.

Those two explanations are in total conflict. Clearly Dowd said one thing to Greg Brock, who is presumably still the corrections editor-and this is already an unusual situation, as the op-ed columnists are a segregated pod inside/beside the segregated pod that is the op-ed section.

And she said a totally different thing via emails.

So what have we learned? A bunch of non-writers who comment on blogs will denounce Dowd because she steals from her friends. They are ridiculous, because everyone steals from their friends, or else how would you get through the day?

But what we've really learned is that Dowd is too un-savvy with the current age, and too unused to getting publicly hand-slapped, to safely negotiate this tiny, tiny debacle. She made it worse-even while trying to do something smart, which was saying, publicly, "Oh I goofed! My bad!"-which when you do it right, blammo, the trouble disappears.

We're not climbing on the CRUCIFY HER bandwagon here. Guess what? You shovel out words constantly for a few decades, and mistakes happen. And Dowd has an incredibly low correction rate, even in her time as a reporter. Yes, she's run down some incredibly wrong roads in her time on the Op-Ed page. And you probably would have too!

Dowd put in some time as a hard-charging Metro reporter and as a magazine writer and also on National, for 12 years, before coming to the opinion page. No doubt her psycho-fiery style in the 80s and early 90s offended the holy hell out of the old guard at the Times, and if I were her, I'd be continually pissed that the kids today have no idea about this, since most of them were born in the 80s.And then also because most of the kids today are merely doing what she is doing, except without navigating an unfriendly and slow-moving newspaper hierarchy.

She is friends with a few other tough women at the Times, who keep to themselves and are mistrustful of the current age of public hue and cry, in part because they have all been abused by it-for reasons that are pretty much unknown to the abusers (youthful resentment). This correction psychodrama, while also totally Dowd's fault, will merely increase the remove of the op-ed columnists and the other now-old, formerly-new guard of opinionated writers and critics at the Times from the current real world. Lose, lose!

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