Posts Tagged: Marco Rubio

How Jeb Bush Loses On Super Tuesday, 2016

Here's one easy way the Republican primaries could go.

Let's say you've got your saggy Scott Brown, your Rand Paul, maybe your Ted Cruz on the outside… and then up front, your Marco Rubio and your Jeb Bush. I just can't take Mike Huckabee seriously, even though he's polling first right now. (In this hypothetical universe, it's, predictably, all men: Everyone decides Nikki Haley is too young, Mary Fallin never gets any steam, and Sarah Palin sticks her head out and everyone's checkbooks retreat in terror and she goes away again.)

How LOL is this?

Jeb is the money leader early out, just because a Bush raises [...]


Marco Rubio's Post-Modern Explanations For the Holy Bible

Alleged 2016 GOP hopeful Marco Rubio was interviewed by his favorite magazine, GQ. And now Twitter is all abuzz because the Republican senator from Florida claimed that the Earth's age is one of the Great Mysteries. In the Q&A, Rubio says: "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

The scientific elite scorn such talk, because of course they have used "science instruments" to figure out that the Earth is 4.54 billion years old—when the rest of our solar system took shape. But this semi-precise [...]


Politico: Florida Democrats to Murder Charlie Crist

It's a "DEATH BLOW," says the Politico weblog. If only! But still, thank God someone's doing something about the most ridiculous Senate race in the country (to be fair to the nuttiness that is 2010, we should probably not give that title away too soon). Florida's "Independent" Senate candidate Charlie Crist is sending out pictures of far-right candidate Marco Rubio with Che Guevara. Now Democrat Kendrick Meek is putting out this vide of Crist sucking up to the former administration, which, good for him! This is going to end badly but really it couldn't end badly enough for most of the terrible people involved.