If you're free on November 3rd and the idea of running until you puke or crap your pants sounds good, there are still a few thousand spots available for the New York City Marathon. Sign up now and they'll throw in bleeding nipples for no extra charge.
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Did you get your Hurricane Sandy mementos yet? A whimsical "I survived Hurricane Sandy" mousepad is one of many excellent ideas floating around, post-storm, and we have gathered a few others you might want to implement immediately:
- Marathon contestants are welcome, but during the run they must wear BabyBjörns filled with supplies to be delivered door-to-door along the route.
- Outlawed giant soda cups can be used to scoop dead baby rats from your drinking water.