"Video from Zimbabwe on Thursday showed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Robert Mugabe, two presidents who remain in office despite claims from opponents that they engaged in electoral fraud, enter a news conference hand in hand at the start of a state visit by Iranian officials to a country with untapped uranium deposits." I hope they aren't exchanging too much information by way of the squiddy DNA strands in their hands.

Dear person who lived next to Kris Friendly in Harkness at Connecticut College during the fall semester of 1989,

I'm sorry for calling you at 2:30 in the morning on a Tuesday and asking you to knock on Kris's door and tell him he had an important call.