The NBA Draft: it's where dreams are made, franchises broken and Patrick O'Bryant mercilessly mocked. Where ESPN TV announcer Jay Bilas goes on and on about teenage boys' length (and it is still okay to do that without any tinge of irony?), where suits range from the file cabinet to the Colonel Sanders to the vanilla sheriff to whatever this and this are. The draft kicked off with NBA honcho David Stern at the lectern at Madison Square Garden, home of the New York Liberty. He put the Wizards on the clock and then we are treated to a flashback to the Kwame Brown era. That's a decidedly mean-spirited [...]