So not long ago now, the cosmetics manufacturer M·A·C and fashion label Rodarte teamed up to… no, really. Sell cosmetics, I was going to say. And then I was going to add their own phrase, "inspired by." But then I just had to stop for a second, because it ain't easy to complete this sentence, because what the sisters Mulleavy of Rodarte were allegedly "inspired by" is the border city of Juárez, Mexico. As Style.com's Nicole Phelps explained back in February about the Rodarte Fall/Winter 2010 collection, "[T]hey became interested in the troubled border town of Ciudad Juárez; the hazy, dreamlike quality of the landscape there; [...]

Everyone who laughs at me for using a PC-and you know who you are-can suck it-and you know what it is*-because guess what? Even though I'm not an effete, trend-swallowing, self-satisfied Mac devotee, at least I can smoke near my computer without worrying about voiding the warranty. Put that in your iPipe and smoke it. Or, actually, don't, they won't fix it for you. SUCKERS.

*My cock.