Citigroup chairman Dick Parsons has had a lovechild with a hot 32-year-old. His wife is presumably not pleased. (Doesn't one generally use contraception, extra-maritally? I mean, is this the Middle Ages?) Citigroup stock closed yesterday at a whopping $3.72, and will presumably open lower on LOVECHILD CONCERNS. Or on some other made-up news angle, just like every other day.