They're just ungagging the press right and left over there in Ye Olde England! Now? "Gordon Ramsay’s father-in-law has lost a legal battle to stop the press revealing he has two love children with his mistress." Oh golly! Love children! Children of love. Unlike all those other nasty children of hate.

Oh, to be a governor of New York–if you're not dealing with a sex scandal, you're not doing it right. Take the case of our 22nd and 24th President, Grover Cleveland. (The only guy to serve two nonconsecutive terms, and the second bachelor–but not for long–to take office.) If there's one thing that's true, it's this: a bachelor politician equals girl trouble for sure.