Oy vey. Now Gucci Mane's going to jail for an unnamed probation violations. Another rapper at a prime moment in his career, self-waylaid on his way to a big release date. And this is the second time this has happened to the 29-year-old Gucci-four years ago, the buzz from his first hit, "Icy" was squelched when he was arrested on a murder charge that was eventually dropped. He later did jail time for, um, forgetting to do 600 hours of community service on an assault charge. Busy, busy!

Which helping hands co-wrote The Maureen Dowd Collective's insane, 2003-era rant against Anna Wintour this weekend? We're thinking the high dudgeon screaminess sounds like Alessandra Stanley and Frank Bruni cracking themselves up after a few drinks. (Though Bruni is probably too busy to pitch in on her column right now, what with his book tour.) Plus we're assuming her assistant did the reporting. ("I dunno, call Andre Leon Talley and whoever else one calls usually. Surprise me! Then quote... um, Keith Kelly-he's still alive, right?") But you know: could have been anyone (amped up on a few hits of nitrous) really. Anyway, someone give this funny lady and her funny friends a blog!

Goldman Sachs, up $7 per share in morning trading! On pure speculation about its earnings report, which will be issued tomorrow! One way the Times describes the GS share price is that it is up 68% this year. Well. I prefer to think of it as "down $100 a share from two years ago." In any event, we will find out tomorrow just how rich they currently feel. The rumor-speculation is: very rich indeed. Also this morning, Goldman Sachs issued an enthusiastic "buy" endorsement of JP Morgan... and Discover? Goldman's reasoning? READ MORE