• B.J. Thomas

• Bobby Bare

• Carrie Underwood

• Leroy Van Dyke

• Boxcar Willie

• Bashful Brother Oswald

• Rod Brasfield

• Ferlin Husky

84-65 (tie). Titus (died in AD 81), Nerva (98), Trajan (117), Hadrian (138), Antoninus Pius (161), Marcus Aurelius (180), Septimius Severus (211), Tacitus (276), Constantius I (306), Gallerius (311), Constantine I (337), Constantius II (361), Theodosius I (395), Arcadius (408), Constantius III (421), Honorious (423), Marcian (457), Libius Severus (465), Olybrius (472), Leo I (474): Natural causes.

64. Vespasian (79): Natural causes; quipped "Uh oh, I think I'm becoming a God" as he died.

63. Diocletian (311): Abdicated voluntarily, lived for six more years in his vast palace compound tending to his vegetable gardens before dying of natural causes.

62. Romulus (~500): Forced to abdicate, sent off to [...]

• ahhh 1968..the 'good innocent part' I was 10 years old, and when me and my friends heard it for the first time, we cried…her going 'away' meant she was dying

• I loved this song when ot firtlst came out. I've lovedbit ever since. I could never list er n to it WI Rt hout balling befote it was half through. Apparently I still cant. thank you

• the first time i heard this song, my cat had just died and it came on the tv and just shook me. i love this song. i cry everytime

52. Trucks 51. The Mangler 50. Sleepwalkers 49. Desperation 48. Grey Matter 47. Ghosts 46. Thinner 45. The Mist 44. Dolan’s Cadillac 43. The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer 42. Riding the Bullet 41. 1408 40. The Night Flier 39. Secret Window

Winter 4. Winter 3. Fall 2. Summer 1. Spring

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• Gary Earl Johnson • Willard Mitt Romney • Michele Mari Amble • Ronald Ernest Paul • James Richard Perry • Jon Meade Huntsman Jr. • Richard John Santorum • Herman Cain • Newton Leroy McPherson

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85. The Ugly Vision

84. Cigarette Tricks

83. Demons are Real

82. Ergo Space Pig

81. Some Drilling Implied

80. Pimple Zoo

79. Lord of Overstock

78. Particular Damaged

77. Don't Stop Now

76. You're Not an Airplane

75. A Big Fan of the Pigpen

74. Unleashed! The Large-Hearted Boy

• Common Starling

• Canada Goose

• Mute Swan

• Yellow-throated Warbler

• Bald Eagle

• Cockatiel

• American Robin

14. Pi, In Reverse Order

13. Manhattan's Best Urinals, In Order

12. The Varieties of Religious Experience

11. People I Have Been Confused For On The Street, In Order Of How Similar They Look To Me

10. Single-Season Sitcoms Of The Seventies, In Order

35. Makahiki 34. L. Ron Hubbard's Birthday 33. Solstices 32. Pioneer Day 30 and 31. Eid al-Adha & Eid al-Fitr (tied) 29. Purim 28. Diwali 27. Ramadan 26. Lent 25. Pesach 24. Epiphany 23. Equinoxes 22. Yom Kippur

52. The King of the Kosher Grocers 51. Onion Heads 50. Aspirin and Elephants 49. Bashville in Love 48. Aren't We All? 47. Schmulnik's Waltz 46. James Skipworth and the Catfish Colonel 45. Jump, I’ll Catch You! 44. I Think You Think I Love You 43. Tod, the Boy, Tod 42. Maiden's Progeny 41. Grandma Sylvia's Funeral 40. Criminals in Love 39. Six Who Pass While the Lentils Boil 38. The Juice of Wild Strawberries 37. Ding Dong Dead 36. Deflowering Waldo

10. Soft boiled 9. Poached 8. Coddled 7. Deviled 6. Hard boiled 5. Sunny side up 4. Shirred 3. Fried 2. Scrambled 1. Omeletted

Earlier: Pizza Toppings, In Order

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13. The gastronomic meal of the French

12. Gingerbread craft from northern Croatia

11. Chinese paper-cut

10. Human towers

9. Oxherding and Oxcart Traditions in Costa Rica

8. The Duduk and its Music

• "[H]e went home and asked his mother for a big piece of cardboard. She gave him a dress box from the Bon Ton Store, which she had been saving."

• "Encyclopedia did not lift his eyes from his book, How to Build a Nuclear Reactor."

• "The Tigers were busy racing garter snakes."

• "The [egg]-spinning field was the smooth marble slab under the statue of Thomas Edison."

• "The Browns were having left-over meatloaf for dinner one night when the telephone rang."

• "Everyone was very impressed with the idea of a Costco casket."

• "We decided to purchase the beautiful 'Mother Casket' after reading all 11 reviews with a score of 5 out of 5 stars."

• "The mortuary was familiar with the BRING YOUR OWN CASKET (BYOC)—although they did not tell me when the casket had arrived."

• "I think that my Mom would have been delighted with the purchase. She looked lovely with the lilac color of the casket."

• "It was much easier than standing in a room full of caskets trying to choose one."

43. Dysfunctional Family TV Dramas 42. Dark Biographical 20th Century Period Pieces 41. Classic Goofy Musicals 40. Critically-acclaimed Underdog Dramas 39. Suspenseful Spy Movies Based on Real Life 38. Quirky Crime TV Shows 37. Feel-good Opposites-Attract Movies 36. Revenge Movies 35. Gory Action & Adventure 34. Romantic Gay & Lesbian Coming-of-age Movies 33. Critically-acclaimed Nature & Ecology Documentaries 32. Gritty Conspiracy Movies 30. Controversial Courtroom Movies 31. Campy Prison Movies

13) No-frills paisleys

12) Shelled, deveined shrimp

11) New born opossums

10) Old-man toenails (fungus afflicted)

9) Botero nudes

8) Hippopotamus tusks

22. Lindsay

21. Zach

20. Marissa Cooper

19. That guy with the gun who shot someone at that party

18. Carter

17. A palm tree with blonde hair

11. Jingle All the Way

10. Call Me Mrs. Miracle

9. Finding John Christmas

8. Silver Bells

7. A Christmas Wedding Tail