Posts Tagged: Listicle

Things Chris Jones Wished Women Treated His Semen Like

"Most women act as though they're sexual Olympians, as though they're doing the men in their lives the greatest of favors merely by presenting themselves like a downed deer strapped to the hood of a car. Some of you are deluding yourselves…. Like, maybe grab a mirror and spend some time learning how your own body works. It's nice, too, when you don't treat our semen like it's battery acid." —Chris Jones, Esquire.

20) Fire Jolly Ranchers

19) Arby's Jamocha Shake

18) Soft-Boiled Egg

17) Melted Toffifay Candy

16) Steri-Fab Bed Bug Killer

15) Grape Snow Cone


7 Things To Expect When Getting off Zoloft

Many patients will find after a course of treatment that they are ready to stop taking Zoloft® (sertraline HCl), or that Zoloft may be contraindicated for a new medication. What follows is a list of common side effects of Zoloft withdrawal in their usual order of appearance over time, to allow doctors and their patients to be aware of the implications.


The 94 Best Philip Larkin Poems, In Order

94. Going 93. The North Ship 92. Homage To A Government 91. To Put One Brick Upon Another 90. Faith Healing 89. A Study Of Reading Habits 88. Grief 87. Love, We Must Part Now 86. Deceptions 85. The School In August


Hüsker Dü, 1983-1987

89. "Crystal" 88. "Actual Condition" 87. "No Promise Have I Made" 86. "You're a Soldier" 85. "Tell You Tomorrow" 84. "One Step at a Time" 83. "All This I've Done for You" 82. "It's Not Peculiar" 81. "Don't Know Yet" 80. "Bed of Nails" 79. "The Wit and the Wisdom" 78. "Somewhere" 77. "Reoccurring Dreams"


The 32 Possible Side Effects of Using CHANTIX, a Non-Nicotine Prescription Medicine Specifically Developed to Help Adults 18 and Over Quit Smoking, In Order

32. Hostility 31. Aggression 30. Mania 29. Suicidal thoughts 28. Abnormal sensations 27. Hallucinations


The 85 Best Morrissey Solo Songs, In Order

85. The Father Who Must Be Killed 84. Let me Kiss You 83. Life is a Pigsty 82. Friday Mourning 81. I Knew I was Next 80. I Am Two People 79. Ganglord 78. Sing Your Life 77. There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends 76. I'm the End of the Family Line


169 Song Titles with Parentheticals (In Order of Parenthetical Charm)

169. He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss)

168. Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)

167. This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)

166. Hemorrhage (In My Hands)

165. Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)

164. Truckdrivin’ Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat)

163. Money (That's What I Want)

162. (Flesh & Blood) Sacrifice

161. (Just Like) Starting Over

160. (Keep Feeling) Fascination

159. (Everything I Do) I Do It For You


A Very Christmas Listicle Without Commentary: The Best 85 Words Ending In -icle, In Order

85. listicle

84. cubicle

83. charticle

82. bernicle

81. funicle

80. reticle