Here is Barack Obama's speech accepting the Nobel Peace Prize. Unwilling to follow the suggestion of the chattering class that he take the award and shove it right up the Committee's ass, he instead delivered a humble and gracious acceptance on behalf of the entire nation. Or at least he did for the first four minutes or so, after which I kind of drifted off. Maybe he gets a little blue in the second half. Anyway, now onto the more serious issues: What's he gonna do with the million dollar prize? I would not be completely shocked to learn that several rightwing websites have already cast doubt on his [...]